Toys!

From hula hoops to transforming robots, toys have bringing joy to kids of all ages for centuries!

Toys can bring laughter and joy and inspire the squeals of pure unadulterated delight!

Certain toys, however, can also cause squeals from broken fingers, howls from burned skin or quiet weeping from radiation poisoning!

Caleb and Brian explore some of these more nefarious toys in this week's episode of DISTRACTO!

Show Notes:

https://tinyurl.com/2hykw6rx

Hey!

Welcome to part 2 of our deep-dive (or nose dive) on the wonderful world of Street Wines!

Time to hydrate and shrug off that hangover from last week's cliffhanger, because we are partying some more!

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!

Has anyone seen our pants?

SHOW NOTES:

https://tinyurl.com/4wvme4zr

Happy Wednesday!

On this week's Distracto! join Caleb and Brian as they get (mentally) tipsy on Street Wines!

Time to scrounge for loose change between those couch cushions, head on down to the local gas station and pick yourself up a bottle of low cost - high alcohol fortified wine!

Bonus points for the most intense color!

*Paper bag koozie not included

**Damage to your liver - guaranteed!

SHOW NOTES:

https://tinyurl.com/4wvme4zr

Bananas!

Umbrellas!

Bras!

If asked us to pick three items that you could find in vending machines, these things wouldn't be on our list....

or would they?

In Japan, finding these things (and a variety of other things) inside vending machines are more common that you think!

Join Caleb and Brian as they delve into the fascinating world of Japan's Vending Machines and the culture that surrounds them in this week's DISTRACTO!

You can also link to our show notes here:

http://tiny.cc/6k35101

Music is the lifeblood of many humans on this planet. It’s everywhere.

We’re saturated in it almost constantly, from product jingles, to live music, and everything in between. In all of this, in all of the songs you’ve ever heard, there are only 12 different tones.

All those songs recycle the same notes in nearly endless variety. But what if I told you that there are notes you haven’t heard?

Notes between notes.

Notes between those notes.

Come along with Caleb and Brian as they talk about music, music theory, and a certain viral French Canadian band. Guaranteed to put some A#7add9 in your step! 

LINKS:

SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/artist/13NmOYYfvONNZ9mn2qn8P2?si=BA92JwabQniIiskKtoi9Vg

APPLE MUSIC:https://music.apple.com/us/artist/angine-de-poitrine/1750092191

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/anginedepoitrine

From transporting goods, exploring new lands, and waging naval battles, ships have been a crucial part of human history for centuries.

Our mastery of the seas would never have been possible without these magnificent feats of engineering and the bravery of our sailing pioneers.

Then someone asked, "What if we put some waterslides and a casino on them?"

This week Caleb and Brian get distracted by the crazy world of Cruise Ships!

Join us as we delve into the history, evolution and the insanity of the Cruise Industry!

Show notes & links can be found in a Google Doc here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/13a61Hvf4CxFtVLYREX7oztZeQn7__cvxHXDMkMv1_5w/edit?usp=sharing

DISTRACTO is here!

I'm Brian, and that's Caleb and we are ready to DISTRACT you from the daily dumpster fire!

Join us for this short intro episode, where we either entice you to listen to our ramblings, or annoy you to the point of canceling all of your audio streaming services!

Either way, we love you!

XOXOXOX

Remember: DISTRACTO! can't solve your problems,

but it can distract you from them!

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