Distracto!

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to walk through a forest of rave-lasers, drive a crescent moon shaped car or to be gifted a pair of Mariachi pants by a benevolent tree?

We did too.

That's why for episode 13, Brian and Caleb consulted an expert!

This week Distracto! Welcomes artist, troubadour and friend of the pod, HASHIM as our spirit guide through the magical world of Burn Festivals!

So grab a tent and some flame retardant shorts and let's get weird, y'all!

Follow Hashim on Instagram & buy some art! (links below)

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Do you ever have the feeling like your coffee maker is trying to kill you?

Or perhaps your smart watch is actively working to sabotage your relationship with that 

cute barista?

Maybe you have a lifesized portrait of Guy Fieri that seems to follow you with it’s hungry, flavor-craving eyes every time you use the bathroom?

If you said “huh?” to any of these scenarios - you may be in the possession of a CURSED OBJECT!

But fear not, gentle listener…you are not alone!

Dozens of people every year are plagued by the paranormal or unexplainable inhabiting common household items! 

In this week’s episode Caleb and Brian break down some of history’s most notoriously weird, wild and otherworldly Cursed Objects!

LISTEN NOW!

Link to Show Notes HERE:

Greetings SIGMAS!

This week on Distracto, Caleb and Brian are PODMAXXING hard by LEARNMAXXING all about LOOKSMAXXING!

Witness as Distracto becomes the APOG (Alpha Podcast of the Group) by POD-MOGGING on all the LOW-TIER shows who don’t have the CHADS to tackle this topic!

LISTEN NOW!

P.S. We sincerely apologize for that description…please don’t give us Sub-5 reviews.

Link to show notes is HERE:

It's our 10th episode!

To celebrate, Brian and Caleb watched a bad movie so you didn’t have to!

What movie, you ask?

TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

Seriously, listening to their breakdown of the movie is better than the movie itself.
Sit back and relax because we took the hit on this one!

Listen here: Distractpod.com

This week on DISTRACTO...

Have you ever thought about where we get all of the wonderful colors  in our paintings, clothing, or other objects?

If you’re like most of us, the answer is no, but Caleb sure has.

In fact, the answers to these questions are about as bizarre, and downright messed up as you can imagine and probably a little worse than that too!

SHOW NOTES:

https://tinyurl.com/4xneh6e6

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This week on Distracto, Brian and Caleb explore some of history's strangest trends!

So grab your Rubix Cube, strap on your Crocs, and don't forget to feed your Ornamental Hermit!

Let's get weird!

Show Notes:

https://tinyurl.com/3tx8vkxa

Weird creatures?

Monsters? 

Rose Bush aficionados? 

Whatever you call them, Cryptids are the topic of the day for Caleb and Brian!

Listen in as they talk all about their state’s specific cryptids, as well as what qualifies, and what doesn’t count, as these mythical monsters!

Oh, enjoy this episode chilled with a nice Camembert or Brie.

SHOW NOTES:

https://tinyurl.com/3t3atvxx

Toys!

From hula hoops to transforming robots, toys have bringing joy to kids of all ages for centuries!

Toys can bring laughter and joy and inspire the squeals of pure unadulterated delight!

Certain toys, however, can also cause squeals from broken fingers, howls from burned skin or quiet weeping from radiation poisoning!

Caleb and Brian explore some of these more nefarious toys in this week's episode of DISTRACTO!

Show Notes:

https://tinyurl.com/2hykw6rx

Hey!

Welcome to part 2 of our deep-dive (or nose dive) on the wonderful world of Street Wines!

Time to hydrate and shrug off that hangover from last week's cliffhanger, because we are partying some more!

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!

Has anyone seen our pants?

SHOW NOTES:

https://tinyurl.com/4wvme4zr

Happy Wednesday!

On this week's Distracto! join Caleb and Brian as they get (mentally) tipsy on Street Wines!

Time to scrounge for loose change between those couch cushions, head on down to the local gas station and pick yourself up a bottle of low cost - high alcohol fortified wine!

Bonus points for the most intense color!

*Paper bag koozie not included

**Damage to your liver - guaranteed!

SHOW NOTES:

https://tinyurl.com/4wvme4zr