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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• The 45th Episode Spectacular!
• Paul's Singing!
• Man Caves Are Gross!
• Head Movements Are Funny!
• Honey Badger Mom!
• Paul Thinks Dave is a Man!
• Dave's Death is Imminent!
• A Failed Gay Test, Oh My!
• Paul's Belly Rubs!
• Inward Nips!
• Dave's Uncle's Nipple Piercing!
• Lung Related Familial Deaths!
• New Omicron Variant??!!
• Paul's Games!
• 3D Magic Images!
• New Books, Stickers, and Stamps!
• Boooooks!
• Paul's Accent!
• Dental Hygienists Know The Signs of Blow Jobs!
• Ass Toys!
• Voting is Important!
• Adele's Concert Ticket Holders Aren't Happy!
• Adele's Anxiety!
• Farting Myself Awake!
• Paul Singing Part 2!
• A New 5 Star Review!
• Mama Honey Badger!
• "Save the Last Dance" and "Center Stage"!
• Young Boners!
• First Times!  Wait..Never Mind!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "The Book of Mormon" Turn It Off!
• Ermahgerd! Gersberms Mah Fravrit Berks!
• "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"!
• Adele's $40,000.00 Ticket Price?!
• "Double Impact" - Jean Claude Van Damme!
• S. Dana Hubbad - 1922 Sex Facts!
• "Some Wild Oats"!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• A Tribute To Jim Croce!
• Time Life Books!
• Paul Finally Comes Out!
• We Speak Canadian!
• Paul Is Breathy In A Sexy Way!
• Our Heater!
• Paul Is Mellow Yellow!
• Leonard's Day Out!
• Hypochondriac Cats!
• Lilly Muffinstein!
• Paul's Bad Dave Experience!
• Dave's Dramatic!
• Amy From Bethesda, We Love Ya!
• Hollywood Crime Scene, Yet Again!
• We're Going To Pester Them Every Episode Until They Notice Us!
• We're In A Stunt Filled World!
• Selling Farts In Jars!
• Why Do Cats Always Puke On Something?
• "Yellowjackets" is Something Else!
• We Love Christina Ricci!
• Gay Jokes!
• Bob Saget's Grave!
• Too Cold For the Doobies!
• Jean Claude Van Damme Rocks!
• Chaos Rules!
• Paul's Cookies!
• World's Laziest Caesar Salad!
• The Little Rascals!
• Penis Brothers!
• Dave is a Man of the 80s!
• Get Off Paul's Tits!
• Micro-dosing Viagra! 
• Bang For Ones Erectile Dysfunction Buck!
• 9-5!
• Gastric Issues!
• Convoy Vax Stupidity!
• Paul Gets An Ulcer Live On Air!
• This WILL Be A True Crime Podcast At Some Point!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Cascadia: The Earthquake that will Destroy Westcoast America!
• If People Acted Like Cats!
• Bob Saget's Grave - Visiting Gravesites With Steve!
• Bob Saget's Grave - Grimlifecollective!
• "Hard Target"!
• B. Dylan Hollis' TikTok!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Gross Mouth Sounds!
• It's Friday Night! We're Gonna Get Drunk! We're Gonna Get Laid! We're Gonna Be Late On Mondee!
• Penis Pump Fears!
• Watch the PSI Whilst Embalming!
• Bags of Feet!
• Toilet Death!
• Leading Causes of Death for Old People? Shitting and Shoveling!
• Dave Has a Heart Monitor! What Fun!
• Blanche - Our Down Under Super Fan! :)
• The Australian Language Is Constantly Questioning!
• Australia Will Kill You! Especially Canuck Dave!
• Nest of Nope!
• We're Begging to Pay Instagram Money, But They Won't Let Us!
• WE'RE NOT IN THE STATES!!!
• Dave's Gonna Come to Blows With Laura!
• Paul's Gonna Come to Blows With Facebook!
• Paul's Mobile Home Blues!
• Paul Sings "Encanto" Music!
• "Sing 2" Was a Fun Movie!
• RIP Meatloaf, Louie Anderson, and Andre Leon Tally!
• More Throat Noises! Thanks, Popeye's!
• Paul's Saucy!
• Paul's Pickle Penis Problem!
• UTI Pain!
• Paul Calls Dave a Fuckhead! And A Moron!
• Dave's Unibrow!
• We've Invaded Over 30 Countries With Our Podcast!
• The Analytics Suck, Though!
• Our Listeners Are Mostly Women! Yay! We Love Women!
• Cockeye Jones!
• What the Fuck is Goofy?!
• Why Can't Pluto Talk?!
• Paul Sings "Goofy Movie" Songs!
• Paul Isn't As Woke As He Thinks!
• Leonard Attacks Lilly to End the Show!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino Is Gonna Get Laid!
• SNL Toilet Ejector!
• 11 Australian Things That Can Kill You!
• Bart Calls Australia in "The Simpsons!"
• "The Last of Us" Giraffe Scene!
• "Jurassic Park" Dino Jizzes In Girl's Face!
• Seth Rogen Eats Hot Wings!
• "Family Guy" Minnie Mouse Cameo!
• "Sing 2"!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• The Many Corrections of Paul!
• Jonathan Groff's Story is Sus!
• Leonard's Abused Life!
• Saturday Night Emergency Vet Visits for Crystals!
• Our Cats Can't Be Monetized!
• Paul Doesn't Nap; He Sleeps!
• Rub Paul's Tummy For Luck!
• Paul's Dreams Are Intense!
• Comfort Rice!
• Furry Suit Dry Cleaning!
• Dave Hates Raw Chicken!
• Medium Rare Chicken Nuggets At the McNugget Shack!
• TikTok is Full of Stupid!
• Darwin Awards 2022 In Full Swing!
• Tongue Tied Sloppy Swallows!
• Bad Snow Storms!
• Don't Do In Person Learning!
• Terrible British Accents!
• The Royals Are All Related!
• Leonard's Cock!
• Jizzy Maxwell Makes a Comeback!
• The 8 Sweaty John Does!
• Prince Andrew is a Huge Ball Bag!
• Jizzy Knows Where ALLLLLLL the Bodies Are Buried!
• Randy Andy Certainly Can Sweat Now!
• Recording on Betty White's Birthday!
• Celebrities Who Share Her Birthday!
• "Scream 5" is Out!
• SNL Was Funny This Weekend!
• Paul Calls Racism Where Non Existed!  Typical!
• Does Celine Dion Have Choreoathetosis, Like Dave?
• Dave Had ALL The Procedures!  Cost = $0.00!
• Paul Is Addicted to Pot of Gold Chocolates!
• Bill Cosby is Guilty!
• Paul Burns Fake Sage!
• Jim Rash is Dave's Fave!
• Paul Wants McDonald's!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Doctors Raise Alert Over Dangerous "Sleepy Chicken" TikTok Trend!
• Toronto Blizzard of 2022!
• "Irregardless" is Now A Word! Thanks Stupid People!
• The 8 John Does!
• Prince Andrew's Train Wreck Interview!
• Robert Maxwell, Jizzy's Shady Daddy!
• Matt Groening's Nasty Yellow Toenails!
• "I Want Your Balls"!
• Celine Dion Cancels Tour Dates!
• Yo-Yo Ma Left Cello In Cab!
• Stradivarius Secrets!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Friday Night! Gonna Get Drunk! Gonna Get Laid! Gonna Be Late on Mondee!
• French Numbers!
• The Sing Song is Strong in This One!
• This Merriam Webster Bitch Sure is Shady!
• Jeff! Clean Up After Your Dog!
•  Dave's English Degree WAS A LIE! 
• Suck Le Blue, Stop Blowing Our Kid!
• "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" is Amazing!
• Paul Got a New Phone!  YAY!
• Pissed Off Neckbeards - AGAIN!
• "The Matrix Resurrections" is Also Amazing! (Paul's Comments About the Cast Being 90% LGBTQIA+ Was Incorrect - He Demanded I Write This)
• Paul CANNOT DO a Jennifer Coolidge Impersonation!
• Paul's Second Mistake - Jonathan Groff Didn't Pee Himself - He Merely THOUGHT He Did!  Also, There Was NO WATER AT ALL! (Once Again, Paul Demanded I Write This!)
• Paul's Facade Begins to Crack!
• The Stratford Festival is Triggering!
• So Are Accordion Folders!
• "Heathers" Is A Fabu Movie!
• Dave Ironically Calms Down Paul Through Sing Song!
• Random Buzzing of Door!
• Vagina Clogs!
• "RuPaul's Drag Race" Season 14 Thoughts!
• Steve is Such a Ferry!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "At Home with Amy Sedaris" Ronnie Vino!
• Poorly Written Toronto Sign Trolled By Merriam-Webster!
• "Dog Park" the Movie!
• "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" Trailer!
• Kim Petras - Coconuts!
• "The Matrix Resurrections" Trailer!
• "Ghostbusters 2" Titanic Scene!
• "Poltergeist" Stair Ghosts!
• "Cannibal Girls" on Wikipedia!
• "Cannibal Girls" on YouTube!
• Billy Eichner "Bros"!
• Jonathan Groff Thought He Peed Himself on "The Matrix Resurrections" Set!
• "Friends" Enunciate Through Spit!
• Fuck Me Gently With a Chainsaw!
• "Drag Race UK Versus the World" Rumored Cast!
• "RuPaul's Drag Race" Season 14!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• French 40!
• Celebrity Followers!
• Stephen Tobolowsky is Everyone's Uncle!
• Paul's Corrections!
• Bimbos!
• "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is Ridiculously Funny!
• Click Bait - The Cancer of the Internet!
• Paul's Canada Post Funtage!
• Super Canadian Accents!
• Newfoundland!
• Chewing Noises!
• So Many Stories, It's Hard to Keep Up!
• Canada Post Sucks!
• Don't Bring a Woman Into Your Closet!
• Norway Loves Used Gitch!
• Panties, Panties...GLORIOUS PANTIES!
• Toddler Tamers!
• Leonard...Again!
• Easy Bake? We Don't Think So!
• Eating Plastic Is So Much Fun!
• Fish Penises, or Lack Thereof!
• Cat Muzzles?! We Think Not!
• "Encanto" Was Fabulous!
• Vaccine Booster Shots!
• Leonard Fucks with the Flow...AGAIN!
• Paul's Planes, Trains, and Automobiles!
• Paul is Orally Gifted In Multiple Languages!
• Kumail Nanjiani is Hot ASF!
• Hurt Feelings All Around!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Stephen Tobolowsky's IMDB Page!
• CFRB 1010!
• 1985 Gander Newfoundland Plane Crash!
• Norwegian Military's Mandatory Underwear Return!
• "That 70s Show" Glorious Panties!
• 22 Hilarious Reviews!
• Novak Djokovic Is A Complete Fuckwit!
• Howard Stern is Totally Right About Novak Djokovic!
• "Eternals" Movie!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• "Definition"!
• Thrussies!
• Poorly Spoken French!
• Dramatic Gays!
• Bongs!
• Isolation Arguments!
• Ignorant Families!
• Challenger Disasters and Old NASA Jokes!
• January 28, 2022 is the 36th Anniversary of the Challenger Disaster!
• Dave is 50 THIS YEAR!
• Earls Is MUCH Better Than the Keg!
• Big and Tall, Short and Squat!
• Rest In Peace, Bob Saget!
• Paul's Throat Noises!
• "America's Funniest Home Ball Bag Videos!"
• Bill Cosby Still Lives!
• Bob Saget was Raunchy Goodness!
• Cool Cat Coolness!
• Rest In Peace, Sidney Poitier!
• "Sneakers" the Movie with Stephen Tobolowsky!
• Rest In Terror, Robert Durst!
• Hollywood Crime Scene is Awesome!
• Leather Bag Jeanine Pirro!
• Dick Carson!
• "Squid Game" Golden Globe!
• Screw Your New Packaging, Entenmann's!
• Leonard Fucks Around and Finds Out!
• Lilly Hisses!
• Bimbo Bakery!
• "Titanic" Movie Mistake!
• Apparently Cold Water Doesn't Matter Indoors!
• Ridiculously Stereotypical Accents!
• Don't Call Gen X Boomers!
• The Boomers Need to Go!
• "Dexter New Blood" Was Enjoyable!
• William Frawley and Vivian Vance Were Professionals!
• Garcia Solves the Case! EVERY SINGLE TIME!
• Molly Park, Professionally Dead Podcaster!
• Malaria Trump!  Be Best!
• "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is Hilarious!
• PLEASE LOVE US AND SHARE US!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "Definition" - Canadian Game Show Theme Song!
• Bob Saget Sucks Dick for Coke!
• "Cool Cat" Is Definitely Cool!
• "Sneakers" Modern Trailer!
• Stephen Tobolowsky - Consummate Character Actor!
• "The Primary Instinct" - Stephen Tobolowsky!
• "The Guy Who Was In That Thing"!
• Hollywood Crime Scene Podcast!
• Drinkwell Pet Fountains!
• Entenmann's Packaging Mishap!
• James Cameron Changes Stars in "Titanic" Re-release!
• "You're Terrible, Muriel"!
• Jerry Maren - Last Surviving Munchkin!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Immediate Wheezing!
• Failing the Gay Test!
• Paul Singing!
• Roller Skates!
• The Gay Pied Piper!
• "In and Out" Nancy Boy!
• Paul Just Wants to Dance!
• Coco Was Actually Meant To Be On "Golden Girls"!
• Leonard!
• Lilly!
• Some Fave "Golden Girls" Lines!
• Fuck Around and Find Out: Soy Can KILL YOU!
• What the Fuck is a Gluten?!
• Long Buffering Pauses!
• Christian Science Textbooks are Bonkers!
• One Direction! Harry Styles!
• Selling Farts is Lucrative AND Dangerous!
• There's An Audience For Absolutely Everything, and Everything With An Audience Can Be Monetized!
• Ted Cruz is a Human Sized Anal Wart!
• Dave Gets So Emotional!
• Many Failed Gay Tests!
• "Queer Eye" Tugs At Heart Strings!
• Marketing with Dave!
• Southern Doctor Makes a Comeback!
• Ontario Starts to Protect Workers!
• Sour Cream and Onion Rings Are Gross!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "In and Out" - How To Be A Manly Man!
• "Golden Girls" Miami is Nice Song!
• Fuck Around and Find Out Moment: Woman Swaps Out Roommate's Food with Vegan Alternatives!
• Stephanie Matto - Selling Farts Leads to Hospitalization!
• "Big Mouth" - Some of Caleb's Best Moments!
• Ted Cruz's Daughter Comes Out as Bisexual!
• Ted Cruz Blames Daughters for Cancun Trip!
• "Queer Eye" Season 6 Episode 7!
• Safe In Austin Rescue Ranch!
• Wagyu Beef!
• Ontario Starts Rolling Out New Laws to Protect Workers from Burnout!
• Foxy's Funions!
• PNW Haunts & Homicides with Caitlyn and Cassie!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• The Poorly Sung "Golden Girls" Theme Song!
• Paul's Sister is Listening!
• RIP Betty White, and Fuck You, 2021!
• SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU 2021!!!!
• Leonard Acts Up!
• "Golden Girls" Gay Caterer Hilarity!
• Horrible New Years Eve Shows!
• Dave is an Angry White Man!
• Leonard Acts Up...AGAIN!
• Andy Cohen, Drunk Off His Ass!
• Anderson Cooper, Giggling!
• Don Lemon, Drunk Off His Ass!
• "Golden Girls" Quentin Tarantino Cameo!
• Glory Holes and Swallowing!
• Paul Thinks Dave is Vulgar!
• Danny Trejo!
• Paul Loves Pot of Gold Chocolates - Just Like Aunt Bertha!
• If It's Nice, Paul WILL GRAB IT!
• The Poorly Sung "Pot of Gold" Song!
• Abacus Ass Reappears from Episode 14!
• Paul Wants a COVID Test!
• Self-Immolation vs COVID Vax - Which is Worse For Your Health?!
• Alexa Nearly Kills 10-Year-Old Girl with Fun Challenge!
• Playing with Electricity is Fun!
• DoorDash Executives Don't Want to do Deliveries!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "Golden Girls" Gay Caterer!
• "Golden Girls" Quentin Tarantino Elvis Cameo!
• Pot of Gold Commercial!
• Australian Man Sets Himself on Fire to Protest Vax Mandates!
• Amazon's Alexa Instructs 10 Year Old to Electrocute Herself!
• DoorDash Requires All Employees to Deliver Goods or Perform Other Gigs, and Some of Them Aren't Happy!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• The New Year's Eve Spectacular!
• Paul Sings!
• Irritating Aunt Sharon!
• Dave Fainted Himself Off the Toilet, Much to Paul's Chagrin!
• ASMR Can Noises Make Paul Moist!
• Slurping!
• Incredibly Calm Talking!
• Dave's Side of the Shit Faints!
• Cracking Knuckles!
• Paul's Side of the Shit Faints!
• Butt Naked? Buck Naked? Butt Ass Naked? WHICH IS IT?!
• Naked Alan Dershowitz!
• "Don't Look Up" - Infuriating but Good!
• Cockroaches Will Survive Everything!
• Microphone Burps!
• 2022 Will Be Insane!
• Murder Hornets!
• Dave is a Dick!
• "Futurama"!
• Tarot Card Readings!
• Paul Loved "Charmed"!
• Fuck Off to 2021!
• Hopes for 2022!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Fainting on the Toilet is an Actual Medical Condition!
• "Rashomon"!
• William Holden!
• Judy Garland!
• Lupe Velez!
• Ghislaine Maxwell!
• Murder Hornets!
• True Crime Cat Lawyer with Elyse and Winston!
• PNW Haunts & Homicides with Caitlyn and Cassie!
• "Return to Hogwarts"!

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