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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• It's the 25th Episode Spectacular!
• Strokes of Genius!
• Effingham, Illinois!
• Cheese Bun Burps!
• Maurice Lamarche!
• Dave Throat Noises!
• Woman Fucks Around with Horse and Finds Out!
• ASMR!
• Paul Knows Nothing About Wikipedia!
• Paul Loves Ridiculous Reviews!
• Vacuum Penis!
• Barely Legal Creepy Sex Dolls!
• Brie Looks Like a Pimple!
• Smoking Triggers Dave!
• Dave Drops More Names!
• Stop Calling Neo-Nazi White Supremacists "Alt-Right"!
• Time is the ONLY Precious Commodity!
• The Propagandized States of America!
• Psychopaths and Sociopaths Are Awesomely In Charge!
• Bidet Fun at the Bidet Warehouse!
• Wet! Ass! Pussy!
• Paul's Girl Guide Song!
• Paul Needs a Bro!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Woman Abuses Horse - News Article!
• Paul Review - Fruit Ninja!
• Vanessa Bayer Theatre Kid Part 2!
• Paul Review - Porno!
• Only Dolls Creepy Sex Dolls!
• Matthew Camp, Sex Worker!
• Matthew Camp, Sex Doll!
• Only Dolls Asian Man-Boy Doll!
• Original Maniac Movie!
• Parking My Boat Inside of My Boat!
• Paul Review - Bio Bidet SlimEdge Simple Bidet Toilet!
• SNL Bidet Sketch!
• WAP!
• Paul Review - Satan Shorts!
• Paul Needs The Nut Bra!

Goofs and Gaffes!

1. Dave meant to say "Socialism and Communism" aren't the same thing, not "Socialism and Capitalism".  Duh!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Randy Newman Sings!
• Week Long Sickness!
• Very Special Episodes!
• Early Internet Stories!
• Ozark is Butt Clenchingly Good!
• Tiger King 2 is Peak White Trash and White Privilege!
• Declawing Cats is Torture! Please DO NOT DO THIS TO YOUR CAT!
• Tim Stark - Future True Crime Podcast Subject!
• Dave's a HUGE NAME DROPPER!
• Don Lewis' Murderer is a Hero!
• Joe Exotic Clout Chasing!
• Star Trek Discovery is Awesomely Canadian!
• Matt Doran Embarrasses Australia!
• Dave Can't Stop Talking! We Apologize!
• BC Floods - Let's Build an Ark!
• Taint Injuries!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Enes Yilmazer's $80 Million Office Building House Video!
• Ozark - Del Kills Everyone Scene!
• Ozark - Del Kills Everyone Scene Part 2!
• Ozark - Gary's Death Scene!
• Tiger King 2 Trailer!
• Charles Manson's Child Bride!
• Edamame Song!
• Amaury Guichon's Chocolate Filled Instagram!
• Matt Doran Sinks Adele Interview!
• Adele Removes Shuffle From Spotify!
• Much Cuter Matt Doran's Twitter!
• Enes Yilmazer's California Ranch with 3 Mansions!
• Cascadia Earthquake!
• Algonquin Hotel, NYC!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Paul Starts Sassy and Takes Things Over!
• Trixie Mattel/Tracey Martel!
• Belly Button Whistlers!
• 1970s Talent Shows!
• "He's All That" is a Lying Shit Show!
• Suspension of Disbelief Extends Only So Far!
• "Revenge of the Nerds" is Problematic ASF!
• Britney Spears is Finally Free!
• Stop James Corden!
• Make Money Selling Farts!
• E. Coli!
• Torturing Baby Romaine For Fun and Profit!
• Paul is Full of Edible Fuel and Takes Everything Over!
• Hollywood is Hazardous to Kids' Health!
• Paul's Lisp is Because He Bites His Tongue All the Time!
• Paul's Entirely Absurd Tripadvisor Reviews!
• Sexual Predator Emu!
• The Cock Museum!
• Big Mouth Season 5!
• Santa's Huge Cock!
• Is Will Arnett In Big Mouth?
• Elf Orgies!
• "No Time to Die" - Initial Thoughts!
• Leonard Poo!
• Dave's Sandwich Difficulties!
• Rotten CostCo Turkey!
• Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, and Catherine O'Hara!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Trixie Mattel's "Hello Hello" Video!
• Trixie Mattel's Tiny Face Makeup!
• Belly Button Whistlers!
• The Gong Show!
• Let's Make a Deal!
• James Corden Petition!
• Cinderella The Crosswalk Musical!
• Woman Makes More Than $25,000.00 Selling Her Farts!
• Resident Evil Lasers!
• "Prom Night Dumpster Baby"!
• 12 Absurdly Bad Tripadvisor Reviews!
• Ask A Mortician's "Corpse Phallus Capers of Napoleon and Rasputin"!
• "Where's the Beef?"!
• Mickey Rooney Plays An Asian!
• "No Time to Die"!
• Schitt's Creek "The Crows Have Eyes III - The Crowening"!
• "Cannibal Girls" Full Movie!

Goofs and Gaffes!

1. The Whole Trixie Mattel/Tracey Martel affair!
2. It wasn't a man making money selling his farts - it was a woman!
3. Ron Howard's parents were actors; His father wasn't a stuntman. Dave was thinking of Tex Ritter, John Ritter's dad. 
4. Ron Howard was born on March 1, 1954

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• A Vocal Fry Sing-Song!
• Mushrooms!
• Tingle-Free ASMR!
• Paul Loves the Taste of His Tongue!
• Rotten Turkey Tacos!
• Opening the Slices At Both Ends!
• Paul Might Poop the Entire Episode!
• Leonard Shows Up!
• Paul Unleashes At Costco!
• Shitgate!
• Paul Burps Into Mic!
• Legal Peril for Travis Scott, Drake, Live Ent, Etc.!
• A Very Special "WKRP In Cincinnati"!
• More "Very Special Episodes" to Come!
• Rotten Tortillas!
• Paul is Bi-Curious!
• Being The Ricardos May Or May Not Be Awesome!
• Leonard Does Acrobatics!
• Paul Hates History!
• White Moms LOVE MLM Stupidity!
• Fuck Around and Find Out Hilariously!
• Paul Likes Just the Tip!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Travis Scott Could Have Stopped the Show!
• A Very Special Episode of "WKRP In Cincinnati"!
• 1979 The Who Concert Tragedy!
• BetterHelp Controversy!
• "Hollywood Crime Scene" Talks About "Diff'rent Strokes" Special Episodes!
• Idiot "Reporter", Emerald Robinson!
• Luciferase!
• "Being the Ricardos"!
• "The1920sChannel" YouTube Channel!
• KD Lang's Beef With Beef!
• "Boogie Nights" - How Much Do You Bench Scene!
• Payless Pranks "Influencers"!
• James Charles' Alleged Predatory Behaviour!
• eMBeaR YouTube Channel!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Episode 21 Can Drink In America!
• Francois Brings You To Orgasmic Joy!
• HR Speak!
• Something 'Gate'!
• Paul Is An Amazing Lover!
• He's Embarrassed By This!
• 99 Bodies and the Bitch Ain't One!
• "Nobody Wants to Work Anymore" for Shitheads!
• Paul's Hatred for Bad Customer Service!
• Money Going Up the Chain To Stupidity!
• Paul Makes Dave Passionate!
• Corporations Don't Care! "It's Not Who We Are"!
• Leadership Needs to Understand Their Bias!
• Will the UN Allow Elon Musk to Solve World Hunger?!
• Rupert Murdoch Is a Cancerous Tumor!
• Paul's Thrice Wicked Experience!
• Cynthia Erivo Is An 'O' Away From An 'EGOT"!
• 'Galinda Essence' is a Great Drag Name!
• Ben Platt Was a RIDICULOUS Choice To Play Evan Hansen On Screen!
• Nepotism??!!
• The "Legally Blonde" Musical Stunk!
• "Diana The Musical" Abortion!
• "The Windsors" Is Hilarious!
• "Amanda The Jedi" is Dave's Long Lost Daughter!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Necrophiliac Loser Can't Make it to 100!
• Kurt Eichenwald!
• Kurt Eichenwald's Amazing Twitter Thread on "The Great Resignation"!
• Elon Musk Will Solve World Hunger...IF...!
• Wicked The Movie!
• Cynthia Erivo!
• Ariana Grande!
• List of EGOT Winners!
• Marc Platt, Ben Platt's Nepotistic Producer Father! Yay!
• "Legally Blonde, The Musical"!
• The Windsors!
• Prince Charles Goes on Strike!
• "Amanda the Jedi"!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Theater Kids Unite!
• If You Wake Up and Smell Shit, Your Partner is Likely Dead!
• Relationshits!
• Dave's Lack of French Knowledge!
• ONE BATHROOM FOR TWO GROWN ASS MEN!
• Bathroom Vent Smells!
• Paul's Sleepy Time Night Farts!
• Farts Before Tarts!
• The Queen Has Shit Her Pants!
• True Crime Cat Lawyer, Elyse, and Her Cat, Winston!
• Vocal Fry Continues To Suck!
• Gay Blood Drive!
• Gay Unicorns Exist Apparently!
• Rise of the Graysons, Jacksons, and Ashers!
• Thanks "Jurassic Park", for the Toronto Raptors!
• A Social Media "Fuck Around and Find Out" Moment!
• Sarah's Face Can't Hide Her Disdain For People!
• Future Divorces Will Be Called "Unsubscribing From Each Other"!
• Perfect Name for a Hero: Abcde Lmnop! 
• The Notorious Psychopath, Dr. Death!
• Hospitals Bury Their Mistakes!
• The Ultimate Jobless Leach!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Vanessa Bayer, Theater Camp Kid!
• Our First Friends of the Podcast, True Crime Cat Lawyer, Elyse, and Winston!
• Single Female Lawyer From Futurama!
• Bill Cosby Karate! (Fuck You, Bill Cosby!)
• The Story of Abcde!
• The Tweet Heard Around the World!
• Dr. Death, Christopher Duntsch!
• Faiz Siddiqui - 41 Year Old Unemployed Lawyer!
• Jurors Sick of Hearing About Guard's Huge, Stinky Penis!
• Logan Van Dorn Fucks Around and Finds Out!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Mentos, The Freshmaker!
• Kal Penn Comes Out, Yay!
• Harold and Kumar!
• Autobiographies!
• Rachel Dratch, the Lesbian Aunt We All Want!
• Paul Finally Figures Out Dave is An Insensitive Bag of Dicks!
• Dave Has Regrets!
• Paul Listens to Books, and Calls Tina Fey Old!
• Dave Gets Emotional About Tiffany Haddish!
• Love Island Appropriates "Avatar" Culture!
• Dave Discovers Sarah Schauer and Brittany Broski 
• Nathan Lane!
• Reddit Fun!
• Web Sleuths Are Fun!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "Yes Please", by Amy Poehler!
• "Girl Walks Into a Bar...", by Rachel Dratch!
• "Bossypants", by Tina Fey!
• "The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo", by Amy Schumer!
• "The Last Black Unicorn", by Tiffany Haddish!
• "Guts: The Endless Follies and Tiny Triumphs of a Giant Disaster", by Kristen Johnston!
• "Too Much is Not Enough", by Andrew Rannells!
• Sarah Schauer's YouTube Channel!
• Wendy Ho's "Poop Noodle"!
• Macaulay Culkin, Gucci Model!
• Dave Chapelle - Tupac Is Still Alive!
• "What Happened, Brittany Murphy?" Documentary!

Goofs and Gaffes!

1. Kal Penn Wasn't on "Grey's Anatomy"; He Was in "House"!
2. Kristen Johnston Wasn't on "30 Rock"; She Was in "3rd Rock from the Sun"! 0h Paul, you mix your words haha

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Masturbation!
• Paul Was a Sexy Halloween Bear!
• "Hocus Pocus" Watching Party!
• Dave is a Social Media Genius!
• Shari Belafonte Made Dave's Halloween!
• Garbage Influencers Doing Garbage Things!
• You Can Take Pictures At A Funeral - Just Not THESE Types of Pictures!
• Paul Reads More Funny Amazon Reviews!
• The Amazon Review Killer!
• Veet Makes Man's Farts Sound Louder!
• "You!" Season 3!
• Paul Is Pent Up!
• Dave Plays The Skin Flute!
• Dave Has Becomes Fluent in Social Media!
• Taint Itch!
• Paul Gives Advice to His 13 Year Old Self!
• The Less You Have To Offer a Child, The More Fertile You'll Be!
• Alice In Wonderland!
• Reddit's "RuPaul's Drag Race" Community Is Amazing!
• Huge Swiss Army Knife Worth $9,000.00!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Doug Jones, Super Versatile Actor!
• "The Midnight Hour"!
• "The Midnight Hour" Full HD Movie on YouTube!
• "Influencer" Being Inappropriate At Dead Dad's Funeral!
• The Amazon Review Killer!
• "You" Season 3!
• Michael Schur - Super Producer!
• Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Elder Abuse!
• Poltergeist Used Real Human Skeletons!
• Thank Saponification for Soap Mummies!
• Soapy Pee Holes!
• Northern Lights Move South For a Day!
• Halloween Memories!
• New Friday the 13th Movie?! MAYBE!!
• Crazy Cat Lilly!
• Halloween Work Fun!
• Dave Has a Stroke!
• Trixie and Katya!
• Cemeteries Are Beautiful!
• Our Favourite Horror Movies!
• 14 Pound Baby Destroys Mom's Vagina!
• Hocus Pocus!
• Time is Precious!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Northern Lights!
• $9,000,000.00 Los Angeles Home Tour!
• Little Merrit Was Afraid of the Dark, So His Father Put a Window In His Tomb!
• Man Drives Cross Country With Body of His Dead Father!
• Hollywood Graveyard!
• Arthur Dark's Short Film: "The Spirits of Greenwood Cemetery!"
• "The Changeling"!
• "The Funhouse"!
• "Thir13en Ghosts"!
• "Hocus Pocus"!
• Charles Rocket!
• "It Follows"!
• "Evil Dead, The Musical"!
• "Toxic Avenger, The Musical"!
• "The Omen"!

Goofs and Gaffes!

1. The Man who drove his father's dead body to Dave's funeral home came from California, not Florida!
2. Charles Rocket wasn't fired from SNL because of saying "Fuck"; He was let go with almost the entire cast at the end of the 1980-1981 season!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Experiencing a Higher Than Normal Call Volume!
• Paul Read the Razzmatazz Clause!
• Safe Spaces and Therapy Dogs!
• Dave Loves To Love Everyone!
• Jeff Bezos Couldn't Give a Fuck About William Shatner's Space Experience!
• T.J. Hooker!
• Florida Man Returns Intermittently!
• Banana Slicer Saves Marriage!
• Mrs. Toledo! IS SHE STILL ALIVE??!!?!?!
• Banana Blow Job Practice!
• Gummy Bear Cleanse!
• Explosive Green Apple Splatters!
• Anal Leakage!
• 20 Gummy Bears Destroy a Woman!
• Deathly Farts!
• 1000 Rotting Corpses Vomiting!
• Sore Starfish!
• No Murdaugh Updates Today!
• American Horror Story Explodes Our Heads! All 4 Of Them!
• Blanche Devereaux's Bedroom!
• UFOs Are Coming!
• Stupid Humans!
• Climate Change Will Kill Us, Not the Earth!
• Human Stupidity!
• Social Media is Awful!
• Narcissistic Personality Disorder!
• Funeral Home Ghosts!
• "Heathers"!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Russell Howard Show - Bezos Sends Shatner to Space!
• Hutzler Banana Slicer!
• Haribo 5lb Bag of Sugarless Gummy Bears!
• You Can Mimic Blanche Devereaux's Bedroom!
• "Heathers"!

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