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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Paul's Rolling Eyes!
• Gay Voices!
• Disturbies?! Or DPs?!
• We Doubly Penetrate Our Listeners' Ears!
• Mirth!
• P Words!
• Dave's Grandmother Could be Testy at Times!
• Corrections From Last Episode! Dave is an Idiot!
• Dave Could Totally be a Grandparent at 50!
• Sequel Pitch Fun Times!
• The Olsen Twins Porno!
• William Drew!
• Bulldozer Dave!
• Melinda, Miranda, Matilda!
• "NY Minute" was Funny!
• Eugene Levy and Andrea Martin in "Cannibal Girls"!
• Funeral Fun!
• Embalming a Bisected Body!
• Closing a Mouth is Fun!
• Abigail Disney is Fed Up with Rich People!
• The "American Dream" is a Joke!
• WeWork Ex CEO is an Idiot!
• We Don't Take Our Money With Us!
• Trivia! Thank God!
• Guinea Pig Toupees!
• Dave has Pooped 15,000 Pounds of Poopies!
• Hot Dog Choking Hazards!
• Paint Brush Animals!
• Dave's Inappropriate Jokes!
• Victorian Death Photography!
• A Very Disney Ending!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night! 
• Sequel Pitch Podcast!
• Dave's Episode on Sequel Pitch!
• Drew Singing on Sequel Pitch!
• Ivan Reitman's "Cannibal Girls"!
• Abigail Disney Takes Aim at her Family Business!
• Tennessee Petting Zoo Camels Kill 2 Men!
• Victorian Death Photography!
• More Victorian Death Photography!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Charm!
• Smiling AND Farting!
• We've Been Recording for Over a Year!
• Can of Salty Meats!
• Balls Hot Walks!
• Pancetta Meats!
• Searching Refrigerators Whilst High!
• He Didn't Eat the Pancetta...He Couldn't Have!
• He Did!
• Hard to Open Packaging!
• Moist Hands!
• Pancetta and Crackers! Yummy!
• Paul's Pancetta Leg!
• Paul Loves Salty Meats Over Dave!
• Dave Loves Chicken Skin!
• Dave Also Loves His Smart Sweets Diabetes Candy!
• Copy/Paste Error Leads to Homebuyer Getting Whole Neighbourhood!
• Sparks, Nevada!
• WTF is Recordation?
• Long Nail Bum Wiping!
• We Love "Ghost Whisperer"!
• "Charmed" Crossover Actors!
• "Bones"!
• Bone-Jour!
• Joann's Fabrics!
• Zellers' Second Coming!
• Canadian Accents!
• Cedar Point Ferris Wheel Sexy Times!
• Hard Left Turns!
• Kids with Cell Phones!
• Magazines Have ISSUES, Not Episodes!
• Maxim Magazine Collections!
• Child Star Horrors!
• Diabetes Eyesight!
• Dave Guests on "Sequel Pitch" Podcast!
• Sexy British Accents!
• Disney Tried to Trademark Día de los Muertos (Not Cinco de Mayo)!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Copy/Paste Error Leads to Homebuyer Getting Whole Neighbourhood!
• Hudson's Bay Co., Bringing Zellers Back!
• Cedar Point Ferris Wheel Sexy Times!
• Dave's 14-Year-Old Sean Astin Fantasy!
• Jennette McCurdy is Glad Her Mom Died!
• Dan Schneider Is Allegedly Incredibly Gross!
• Bobby Driscoll!
• Sequel Pitch Podcast!
• Dave's Episode on Sequel Pitch! 
• Disney Tried to Trademark Día de los Muertos! 

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Xanadu!
• Paul's Cher!
• Bukkaki Glows!
• Dad Jokes!
• Hey There, Chunky Brewster!
• Paul is Florence Nightingale!
• If You Don't Want "The Terminal List" Spoilers, Please Skip to: 11:50!
• Chris Pratt is Sexy!
• Dave's Vapours!
• Flooded Basement!
• Disembowelling Fun!
• Frank Ocean's Golden Cock Rings!
• Ultrasonic Baths!
• Car or Cock Ring? It's Your Choice!
• Hand Me Down Sex Toys!
• Vabbing!
• Eau du Tampon, for Her!
• Paul's Puke!
• Vabbing is Gross! Please Don't Do It!
• Doctor Tries to Kill Husband with Drano!
• Arrested Outside Your Work!
• Nanny Cams Are Amazing!
• Dave Scared Paul!
• Polio in the Sewers!
• Dave Brings Fake News to the Table!
• Trivia Time!
• Amy Sedaris Night!
• "The Little Mermaid" Darkness!
• Repeated Questions!
• Ball Pits are Gross!
• Chodes!
• Tossed Salads!
• 90 Minute Orgasms!
• Sweet Corpses!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "Xanadu" Finale!
• Frank Ocean Sells Cock Rings!
• The XXXL H-Bone Cock Ring! Only $42,699.00 Canadian!
• Vabbing! As Disgusting As It Sounds!
• Southern California Doctor Arrested for Allegedly Poisoning Husband!
• Polio is Back!
• Fake News!
• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• "The Naked Gun" Folding Bed Scene!
• "Scream" Death by Doggie Door!
• "Scary Movie" We All Have Secrets, Cindy!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Dave Misses Candy!
• Doug and Dave are Kicking Their Coke Habits Together!
• Pepsi is Disgusting!
• Bubbles On My Tongue!
• We Love Our Female Fans!
• A One-Stop Shop for Streaming?! What a Great Idea!
• Nerdy Paul!
• Cable 2.0!
• Paul's Random Tangent Thoughts!
• It's Amy Sedaris Night!
• Dave was a Funeral Director?!?!
• THAT AIN'T MY MEEMAW!
• A Full Set of Teeth? MEEMAW DIDN'T HAVE TEETH!!
• Who's That Girl?!
• Negotiating Pleats!
• We Love LADbible!
• Alan/Allan Sure is a Dumbass!
• Do Better, Paul!
• Would You Like Bread with Your Weed? Yes Please!
• The Munchies!
• Paul Loves a Girthy Cut!
• LEONARD!
• Need a Weapon? Use an Urn!
• Nude Florida Man was 'ARRASTED'!
• Grandma Full Brick of Glass!
• Grandma's Bitch Slap from Beyond the Grave!
• Ivana Trump - Buried on the Back 9!
• The Gold Plated Promethean Casket!
• We're Minuscule in the Universe!
• "The Good Place" Was Great!
• D'Arcy Carden's Janet Rocked!
• Florida Man Is 31...Yet Looks 50! Drugs Are a Hell of a Drug!
• Florida Man Charged with DUI in Walmart!
• Kendra Krinklesac!
• Drunk Uncle!
• Paul is a Fun Drunk!
• Instant Asshole - Just Add Alcohol!
• Penis Questions! Growers, Not Showers!
• Paul's TikTok Addiction Loophole!
• Cockroaches!
• Eating Nasty Things to Survive!
• Julia Child's Cum Cakes!
• Lots of Dead Animals!
• Boner Pills!
• World's Oldest Porn Star!
• Filthy, Mouldy Berries!
• Fear the Bears!
• Paul Loves to Read Questions Twice!
• The North American House Hippo!
• Brazen Bulls!
• Eating Boogers!
• Fuck You, Mr. Gilliland!
• Itchy Balls!
• Wafting Farts!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Family Sues Funeral Home for Putting Wrong Body in Casket!
• Negotiating Pleats!
• Dumbass Can't Spell His Own Name!
• Weed Dealer Gives a Loaf of Bread with Every Order!
• Nude Florida Man Throws Grandma's Urn at Victim's Face!
• The Promethean Casket!
• Ivana Buried at Trump's Golf Course!
• Florida Man Steals Bronze Vases from Cemetery to Sell for Scrap!
• Florida Man Charged with DUI After Crashing Scooter in Walmart!
• Kendra Krinklesac!
• The North American House Hippo!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Paul Turns 36, and we Celebrate!
• Surprises are Afoot!
• Cravings, but No Withdrawals!
• Daddy Dave Causes Paul's Puke!
• Lots of 1986 Facts!
• Leonard's Jingle Ball Fun!
• Explosive Shuttles and Extra Explosive Nuclear Power Plants!
• Cult Castrations!
• COOL RANCH DORITOS!
• Hands! Across America!
• Al Capone's Vault Disappointment!
• Baby Carrots!
• Flavoured Condom Highs!
• Tim's 100th Episode Greeting!
• Oprah and Pixar!
• So Many Good Movies!
• We BOTH Remembered "Mac and Me" Wrong!
• That's Not a Knife!
• Somewhere Out...THERE?!
• Creepy Nights!
• "April Fools Day" is an Amazing Movie!
• Drive-In Bell Bottoms!
• Silk Pyjamas are Fun!
• British Musicals!
• Going Postal!
• Paul Guesses the Top 5 TV Shows in 1986!
• Roy Cohn was a Complete Bag of Douche!
• Paul has Brain Farts Regarding 1 Billion Seconds!
• RIP Nichelle Nichols! And Thank You to Lucy and Desi!
• Our Friend Doug is Amazing!
• Fingering Paul's Bum For His Health!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Peter Cetera - The Glory of Love!
• 1986 Pop Culture Facts 1!
• 1986 Pop Culture Facts 2!
• 1986 Pop Culture Facts 3!
• Heaven's Gate Cult!
• Al Capone's Vault!
• Youths in India Love Flavoured Condoms!
• "Tastes Like Burning" Podcast with Tim and James!
• "Mac and Me" Wheelchair Scene!
• Doug Maulden-Locke's IMDB Page!
• Nichelle Nichols!
• 1986 Otis Elevator Foolishness!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• It's TOTALLY Friday Night!
• Smiley Wine! (See it on our Instagram!)
• Dave's Diabetic Trip to the Hospital!
• Dave's Wonky Stream!
• 28 is a Sexy Age...Not So Much a Sexy Blood Sugar Level!
• "Drink Yer Juice, Shelby"!
• Hospitals are Fun! Such Comfortable Chairs!
• Paul's Sugars are Fine, But His Liver is Chonky!
• Some Asshole Won the Lottery!
• GOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUU!
• Dave is Not Good at Gambling!
• Paul Has a System!
• BINGO Players Against Lung Cancer!
• Lucky Chotchkies!
• Dave's Boredom!
• Voice Activated Sex Machine Upgrades!
• FINISH ME!
• Teledildonics Worked For Me!
• Paul Would be an Amazing Sex Therapist!
• Yay! More Velveeta Cheese!
• Stinky Nail Polish!
• It's the "Smelling Like Cheese" Lifestyle!
• Let's Protect 14-Year-Old Paul! Fuck That Quarters Guy!
• Violently Projected Vomit!
• Liquidy Poopies!
• Dave Loves Orange Tic Tacs!
• World Record Nose Stuffing!
• Tampa: The Armpit of Florida!
• Gator Fun!
• Fun with Vaginas!
• Daddy Long Leg Creepiness!
• Poo Poo Puke!
• Paul Loves Human Centipede!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• "Drink Yer Juice, Shelby"!
• Some Illinois Asshole Won $1.28B Mega Millions Lottery!
• The Voice Activated Blowjob Machine!
• Teledildonics!
• Exceptionally Gross Velveeta Cheese Scented Nail Polish!
• "Don't Fuck with Cats" Documentary!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Fiery Host Drama!
• "Southern Nights" by Glen Campbell!
• Paul's Sassy Self!
• Job Searches Suck!
• Disorganized Jobs Suck!
• Paul's Only Fans!  Sure to be a Hit!
• Haaaayyyyy Tim! And Kevin! And Tim's Husband James! And Tim's Dog Max, and Cat Simon!
• Consent is King!
• Florida and Texas are Butt Buddies!
• Velveeta is DISGUSTING!
• Velveeta Infused Vodka is EVEN MORE DISGUSTING!
• Drunk Nacho Puking!
• Paul's Mom's Cheese Ball!
• Dave is a Girl Drink Drunk!
• Paul's Quiet Vomiting!
• Dave's Incredibly Loud Vomiting!
• Patchicial Hemorrhaging!
• Dave is a Shitty Sick Person!
• BPD Check!
• Tony Dow Dead...or Is He?!
• What the Hell is Home Room, Anyway?!
• Dave Guests on "Sequel Pitch" the Podcast!
• "NY Minute" Was a Shitty Film!
• The British People are Behind James Corden!
• Brexit: The Gift That Keeps on Giving!
• The Brits are FURIOUS!
• WWI Bombs Still Blowing Up!
• RuPaul Drama!
• Raja is 48-Years-Old! WTF!!
• Dave is a Realist!

Episode Links (In Order):

• The Absolutely Disgusting Velveeta 'Veltini' Martini!
• Our Balenciaga Shoes Episode!
• "Leave it to Beaver's" Tony Dow Death Mix Up!
• The "Sequel Pitch" Podcast!
• Brexit: The Gift That Keeps On Giving! 
• Brits Furious at Spain's Travel Rules!
• Wildfires Setting Off 100-Year-Old WWI Bombs in Europe! 
• The RuPaul's "Drag Race All Stars 7" Michelle Visage/Raja Drama Llama!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Having a Heat Wave!
• No Air Conditioning!
• It's a Dry Heat!
• Hot Pockets!
• Paul is the Cause of it All!
• Welcome to Our New Patron on our Patreon - Blanche!
• Paul's Famous "Shepard's Pie a la Paul" Recipe on Patreon!
• Paul Hates Herbs, but Loves 'erbs!
• Dave is a Simpleton!
• All British Houses are Cold, Damp, and Haunted!
• Shorts Aren't Allowed in a Heatwave!
• Stupid Bitch Moves!
• British Gingers are Saved!!
• Mocking Gingers is a Great Hobby!
• David the White!
• Never Eat Sour Watermelon! Great Way to Remember NESW Directions!
• Nothing Wholesome about Missouri!
• Fast Food Sign Wars!
• They Went Dark, Fast!
• Ginger Wendy is a Bitch!
• Liquid Smoke is Gross!
• Double Masturbating Florida Pastor!
• Horniness is NO Excuse for Public Masturbation!
• Starbucks Known Masturbator Database!
• Florida Man Saves Bear from Drowning!
• Some Florida Men are Florida Dudes!
• Smeat is Gross!

Episode Links (In Order):

• UK Heatwave - Boy Sent Home from School for Wearing Shorts!
• UK Heatwave - Cinema Saving Gingers!
• Missouri Fast Food Sign War!
• McDonald's Broken Ice Cream Machines!
• Florida Pastor Caught Masturbating at Starbucks - For the 2nd Time!
• Florida Man Saves Black Bear from Drowning!
• Flexitarian Diet!
• Beyond Meat's Class Action Lawsuits!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• The Masturbatorium Awaits!
• Paul's Back is Better!  Thank God!
• Finger Probes!
• Hi Luca!
• Dave Was Molested!
• Paul Goes Dark!
• Dave's Fine with it!
• Paul's Ass!
• Happy Endings!
• Klutzy Paul!
• Paul Was Lightly Run Over!
• Paul's Falls!
• Smoking is Gross!
• TikTok Dangerous Liaisons!
• Hey, At Least it Wasn't a Kid This Time!
• Prostituting One's Victim!
• Itchy Asses!
• Dangerous Segways!
• Dave Loves Jumbo Mr. Freezies!
• Elon Musk's Father Is Gross!
• Milton Berle's Huge Cock!
• Accidentally Wiping Yourself with a Toilet Cleansing Wipe!
• Dave's New Theme Song for "I Wish I Didn't Know" Trivia Time!
• Bitchy Paul!
• Murder Houses!
• Microfiche Research!
• Mmmm! Farts!
• Fake City Names!
• Pep Pills!
• Dave's Farts!
• House Fires!
• Dick Johnson's House Rodeo!
• Peter Pan = Evil Twink!
• Twinkerbell!
• It Sucks to Die on a Saturday!
• Facebook Sucks!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Retired Vicar Fucks a Henry Hoover!
• Two Types of Kinky People! 
• Segway Boss Falls Off Cliff!
• Elon Musk's Dirty Father!
• Milton Berle's Huge Cock!
• Man Accidentally Wipes Himself with Toilet Cleaner!
• Australian Bouncy House Accident Kills 5 Kids!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Dave Finally got his Well-Travelled Pot!
• Oh, High There!
• The Dave Andrews Sisters!
• Dave's Pot went to Quebec!
• To Avoid "Stranger Things 4" Spoilers, Skip to the Following Time: 23:02!
• Podcast Chapters!
• Dave's Lack of Knowledge Re: Doja Cat!
• Paul's a Pop Culture Teacher!
• Doja Cat Miscalculated the Sitch with Noah Schnapp!
• Gen Z Should Know how to use the Search Function in a Social Media App!
• Yes, Doja Cat... You ARE the Drama!
• Tropes Paul Hates!
• Dave's Childhood Bully Story!
• "Knight Rider" Lunch Box Weaponry!
• Horseback Riding!
• Dave's BPD Origins!
• Redheaded Rage!
• "Stranger Things" is the "Wonder Years" for the Kids of the 80s!
• Everyone Steals Something at Some Point in Their Life!
• Kate Bush!
• It's All Downhill After 40!
• Paul's Birthday!
• Fantastic Telescopic Photos!
• Paul Wants to be in Star Trek!
• Holodeck Jobs!
• The January 6th Committee Wows Again!
• Captain Cheeto McTinyDick!
• Dave Said "White House" When He Meant "Watergate"!  Derp!
• Dave Loves Paul!
• Paul's Creepy Stories!
• No Running!
• Dave in a Speedo!
• Death Comes For You!
• Rock Raking!
• Paul's Near Kidnapping!
• The Ford Kiddie Kidnapper Van! Only Comes in White!
• Purge Shutters are a Must!
• Vacuum Tubes!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Doja Cat Drama!
• Kate Bush, "Running Up That Hill"!
• James Webb Telescope!
• Sri Lanka Political Drama!
• January 6th Committee Hearing Part 7!
• Paul's Scary Stories!
• Idiots Encountering Bison!
• Incredibly Honest Obituary!

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