Dj Lipton

Since all the cool people don't want to hang out and hate everyone. There's always the light beer guys.

In the year 2042 everyone uses cannabis in one form or another. The World Government grows all of the marijuana in a facility in South Africa. It is illegal to grow your own or smoke unregulated marijuana. The marijuana they grow is genetically modified to make giant elephant sized buds to keep up with the demand. One afternoon a bungling nurse drops a jar of mealybugs which feed on marijuana. During the night the bugs feed on the plants and grow to monstrous proportions.

Jesus is my lil' fighter. Go get 'em guy!

Elect The Famous Don Broggle for President of Chickentown! He's The Good One! No need to worry about Bed Bath And Beyond. The Famous Don Broggle has the Chicken Sirens! See him next to a elderly black person and claim your right! He's The Good One...Elect The Famous Don Broggle! Don't wait for phony Lord Bag of Phones or Dave the Millionaire's Wife. He's the Good One. Vote The Famous Don Broggle! Hip, Hip, Hooray!

The chicken sirens were out after this one.

Money and violence that's what little humans are made of.

If you have someone lying for you. They are lying to you.

You can't imagine how much fun I am having! Just feeling the love! Living the dream!

Charles Bukowski said once, "Find what you love and let it kill you."

Some job is not what I love or what I want to kill me. Some people love their jobs. I have never found one that I loved unless I was chemically altered when I did it and then I still would call off for even the slightest inkling of fun. I find it harder and harder to join the working dead and there is no motivation in long hours and little pay. What do you want? For me to kill myself? "I can't die right." -Flavor Flav

'Bad'

We're bad So bad

We're bad So bad

We're bad So bad

We're bad

We're bad

We're bad

We're bad

We're bad

I feel it in my heart

I believe it in my soul

But we will never live

Long enough to know

Restless and curious

Down in my gut I know

That I will never ever

Want what I am told

Cos

We're bad So bad

We're bad So bad

We're bad So bad

We're bad

We're bad

We're bad

We're bad

We're bad

Mama told me from the start

Got the same rap at school

Heard it so much that now

Guess I believe it too

So guess what kinda crowd

I hang around with now

Being bad is better

Than being nothing at all

We're bad!

-Jello Biafra and Nomeansno