Dj Lipton

If you talk to someone and you feel like you lost a pint of blood; stay well away.

In another get rich quick scheme devised by Fred. Barney and Fred open a portal to what could only be called Hell. Mr. Slate won't be happy about this. Wilma!!!

Johnny Depp as the voice of Barney

Nicolas Cage as the voice of Abyss Barney

Tony Hawk as the voice of Fred

Vin Diesel as the voice of Abyss Fred

Also starring Kate McKinney as the voice of Wilma

Not in theaters anywhere except in your mind. Like the rest of your reality.

A Napalm Nacho Studios production in part with Dinosaur Church

Copyright 3,000,000 B.C.

All Constitutional Rights Have Been Suspended

Die for your country/ Hate for your country

Tired of pretending to be positive. Tired of people acting like they manifest things. Tired of being an outcast. Tired of being ostracized. Tired of not having friends. Tired of going places alone. Sick and tired. Everything sucks.

The Deathworger consumes all in it's path as it devours the city leaving only a blanket of dead ash.

Oh, you're part Cherokee? So is everyone else I talk to. Canton must have a large Native American community.

Subscribe to the Mosque of the Subgenius and know the teachings of Bill. Bill pays his bills so he can bill you. Accounts receivable and accounts payable. With no depreciation at the end of the year. Know how to pay your Bill. Know Bill and know bills. Just a Bill sitting on capital hill. So glom your cap on and tilt the Bill. Bill's paid.

Gender neutral cat names and the binary language of moisture vaporators.

Really what is there to say about all these ridiculous situations and are an oroborus. All I can say I guess is snooch to the booch. Enjoy the punk rock! Thanks for tuning in you frenzied settlers.

Should I be afraid of airplanes, sirens, cops, warthogs, gangs, roosters with beards; what should I be panicking about for you today?