No one from Ohio should leave the state and spread their garbage minds anywhere else.

Sylvester Stallone

"Skate and create." -Johnny Rad and the Jordaniares

It's the new dance craze! Everyone! Everyone! Everyone devil! Go, go, go, go,...

You can definitely get at least an associates degree level education from YouTube. I mean look at the work you have to put into it.

The other morning I was up at 8:30am putting chili in the crock pot. I sat down for a smoke before I went back to bed and looked through the living room window through the skylight on the porch. A silver pointy craft went zipping across the blue sky. I immediately said, what the fuck was that?! I had never seen anything like it. It really looked like it was moving fast also. I've seen jets in the sky and they seem to move a lot slower in perspective to how high they are in the sky. This bugger moved really fast across the sky.

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The other night I would wake up pretty much every hour after having crazy dreams. They were mostly about women. From women in hoods blowing up the universe in a 1970s sci fi landscape to a drunk woman jerking me off.

In the hills on pills.