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I only have it because, you told me I have it.

I am only this way because, you told me I was.

Can something cool happen?

Your own personal law enforcement right next door!

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I'm the most psycho ninja. I put rubbing alcohol in my Moon Mist and I eat Sterno.

She looked sad and beaten lying next to me without her face covered in makeup. A woman who never lived but, had too much.

He's making a concentrated effort to go the speed limit. That's very suspicious.

What are they giving me? Huh?

Careful it will strike if it senses fear.