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Gender neutral cat names and the binary language of moisture vaporators.

Really what is there to say about all these ridiculous situations and are an oroborus. All I can say I guess is snooch to the booch. Enjoy the punk rock! Thanks for tuning in you frenzied settlers.

Should I be afraid of airplanes, sirens, cops, warthogs, gangs, roosters with beards; what should I be panicking about for you today?

Sometimes I think that my dog doesn't even like me.

If you eat too much rabbit you don't get enough protein and fats. So you get rabbit starvation. So if you eat the brains which are fatty you may survive.

A modest outpouring of songs to drink to on the day Saint Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. Cheers! Get drunk and make bad decisions.

Muchas gracias hombre. I got a knife mang.

My brother keeps insisting that I should do a Podcast. Isn't this the same thing essentially? I must be stupid and simple.

The official soundtrack to idiot teenagers running through the mall like they are skateboarding and jumping off shit. It's not even good parcor; you look like fairies.