Dj Lipton

Woe are they who try the Devil's Lettuce! Injecting marijuanas only leads to damnation!

Obviously I am not a good DJ or I would get a lot more listens and some respect. So really...what is there to do for middle aged single men? I have been to all the bars, met all the people at all the bars and, spent all the money at all the bars. What did that get me? Morbid loneliness. The bars pay nothing back.

Eat a bowl of dicks with diarrhea sauce heated up in the microwave and wash it down with a European pint glass full of room temperature urine.

Thanks have a great day!

I'm responsible for making a great world for YOUR children.

Remember to lock your doors there's a lot of goofballs and wack-a-doos out there.

Autobots roll out!!!

Those cuffs are made of high tensile steel. You can cut through your ankle in five minutes. -Mad Max

"Stop acting mental." -Mom

How are you?

I'm perfect and I expect everyone else to be too.

Whoa! This crazy Ohio weather! People are stupid. Science is stupid.