We start this episode by covering the tragic death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of the Alec Baldwin movie, Rust, and all of the many red flags that popped up before the accident. We also head on over to ESCANDALOville to talk about the rumor of John Mulaney quitting Olivia Munn’s ass while she’s […]

The sound of Adele yodeling out, “EeeeeeEEEEeeeeeaasy,” is stuck in the deepest parts of our brain after listening to her newest single. But before Allison and I talk about the return of Kleenex’s favorite artiste, we talk about the totally subtle and private engagement of Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, and how their exes are […]

In this episode, we go from our usual shit talking to talking about literal shit thanks to Meghan Trainor admitting that she and her husband Daryl Sabara have side-by-side toilets where they have caca’d next to each other at least once.  But before our toilet talk, we get into The Hollywood Reporter’s mysterious unvaccinated movie […]

Because Allison and I are innocent chaste daffodils, we had never heard of “soaking” (a Mormon “non-sex” sex act that went viral again last week), so we soak our brains into “soaking” for a bit. But before that, we talk about Britney Spears getting one step closer to #FreeBritney and the standing ovation refusal that […]

Allison and I do the no-budget version of Red Table Talk by talking about open marriages after getting into how Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have one. But before we get into that, we talk about Linda Evangelista’s $50 million lawsuit against the CoolSculpting people for allegedly leaving her “disfigured.” We also ask a highly […]

Like every other living thing in the land, Allison and I slipped into a pair of torn-up hamburger vagina leggings to watch Amazon’s LuluRoe docu-series LulaRich and we have thoughts. But before that, we talk about all things Emmys (including RITA WILSON), the continuing saga of Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s swollen balls, and John Waters […]

We’re baaaaaaaack like two bitchy poltergeists who live to trash talk. We cover three of the biggest events of the past week: the MTV VMAs (yes, the year is 2021 and the VMAs still happen), the Met Gala, and Britney Spears’ hitchin’ finger getting decorated with an engagement ring. We talk about the star of […]

Britney Spears has inched one teeny tiny step closer to living her #FreeBritney dreams after her dad/co-conservator, Jamie Spears, said he’s “willing” to step away as the keeper of her money when the time is right and he also spat at Britney’s mom while teasing his walk to the exit door. After talking about that, […]

Since every celebrity has to come out and tell us if they’ve got a Pig Pen cloud of fumes wafting off of their asses or not, we get into all the celebrities telling us their bathing habits from the ones (see: Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, and Jake Gyllenhaal) who don’t clean that often to the […]

After an interview came out where it sounded like Matt Damon barely learned that the homophobic f-word slur is not something that should leap off his tongue, he clarified, saying that of course, he has known that’s a word he shouldn’t say and he has never ever said it. We talk about that. And then […]