Allison and I slip into our off-brand Juicy Couture and slap on our rhinestone butterfly “tattoos” to go back to the early-aughts to talk about the first rise and fall of Bennifer 1.0, and then we talk about the possible return of the original Bennifer. From there, we give completely opposite reactions to Ben Affleck […]

Allison and I start by slathering this year’s Oscar ceremony with nothing but praise and love (read: the opposite of that) and we cover everything from the overall feeling of the show to the ratings being in the gutter to Youn Yuh-jung getting asked what Brad Pitt smells like to producers making Best Actor the […]

Of course, we get into the randomness of Demi Lovato choosing to die on a froyo hill over a yogurt place selling sugar-free cookies. We then talk about the backlash over Netflix giving Colton Underwood (aka The Bachelor who was a virgin) a reality show about his coming out after he stalked his ex-girlfriend. And […]

We start with Kerry Washington getting dragged on Twitter for her tweet about Prince Philip and DMX. From there, Allison and I wrap ourselves in a pashmina since we can already feel the chilliness in the air between Prince Harry and Prince William at Prince Philip’s funeral. And it’s been 17 years since Janet Jackson’s […]

Kate Winslet recently talked about homophobia in Hollywood and how she knows several gay actors who are too afraid to come out, so Allison and I talk about that. And then we put on our masks so we don’t inhale the crazy as we cover Newsmax’s Greg Kelly warning people about the (cue dramatic music) […]

It took us a minute, but we’re finally covering the “Sharon Is NOT Carin‘” moment on The Talk where Sharon Osbourne lost it while talking about Piers Morgan with Sheryl Underwood. We also talk about the aftermath of that mess before moving on to Kylie Jenner getting called out for being a cheap ass and […]

We start by getting into GRAMMYS! GRAMMYS! GRAMMYS! from all the maskless hugging to Beyonce’s record-breaking wins to Billie Eilish giving her award (not really) to Megan Thee Stallion to Allison calling out the lighting designer of Taylor Swift’s performance. From there, we talk about the Oscar nominations and we’re obviously putting all our money […]

Since every single little piece of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s interview with Oprah hasn’t been covered to death, we cover Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s interview with Oprah but only so I can say the words: Humphrey Yogart. We also talk about Buckingham Palace’s response and Piers Morgan throwing a bratty asshole tantrum and […]

We start with talking about the glitch-filled clusterfuck that was the 2021 Golden Globes but give love to all the pooches who stole the show. From there, we get into two kidnapping sagas. The first involves the dognappers who snatched two of Lady Gaga’s dogs and shot her heroic dog walker Ryan Fischer for trying […]

We first talk about Kim Kardashian knocking the world off its axis in shock (read: the opposite of that) by filing for divorce from Kanye West, and Kanye blaming the flop that was his presidential campaign for destroying his marriage forever. From there, we put on our berets and get into Emily in Paris bribing […]