Phil Collins’ messy fight over his Miami Beach mansion with his ex-wife is what Allison and I dive into first. And once we get out of that foolery, we dive into more messiness courtesy of Justin Bieber’s one-time spiritual adviser Pastor Carl Lentz getting dumped from Hillsong for passing his peen to someone who wasn’t […]

Because we hate ourselves, we spend way too long (read: more than a millisecond) talking about Rudy Giuliani’s crotch while getting into the Borat sequel. After we dip into that dark-sidedness, we talk about the latest layer of messy in the Lily James/Dominic West affair, and bring Armie Hammer into it. And we answer the […]

On this mini-episode, we start with the cheating saga between Dominic West, Catherine FitzGerald, and Lily James, and for the listener, it turns into a pun nightmare for your ears. After we get into the alleged wandering peen antics of Dominic West, we get into the fapping peen antics of Jeffrey Toobin who was suspended […]

If this podcast had a budget that was above zero dollars, I’d play Push It at the beginning of this episode, because we start by talking about the new movies that have been pushed into a release date in the future because of goddamn coronavirus, and that leads to Allison telling me about her special […]

We made it to our 100th episode! Thanks to everyone who has tainted their ears with our foolery. And we don’t have a budget to celebrate with cake but we celebrate by talking about Mariah Carey’s memoirs, where she gets into Tommy Mottola getting mad that she went to Burger King with Da Brat, her […]

At the top of this episode, Allison and I plunge into the COVID-19-era Emmys complete with awkward skits, presenters in Hazmat tuxedos, the Schitt’s Creek cast living it up at Casa Loma, and Jason Sudeikis getting a fake corona test on camera. We also talk about Wayne Lineker (which is pronounced: WHO?!) looking for love […]

Nearly every episode of this mess of a podcast hugs its arms around the theme of dick, but we really do it with this one by first talking about Chris Evans’ dick slip that brought down the internet.Then we get into Katie Holmes getting with a dude who may or may not have dumped his […]

If you’ve ever wanted to hear two old hos get into what the kids are up to, your dreams have come true, because Allison and I talk about this year’s socially distanced MTV VMAs from Lady Gaga going mask crazy to me actually praising Miley Cyrus. From there, we talk about Brad Pitt’s new skandalös […]

Yes, Kimmy Gibbler gets name-dropped again in this episode while Allison and I talk about Lori Loughlin and Mossimo going to prison (and yes, dropping Kimmy Gibbler’s name is the only reason why we chose to lead with this story). After that, we get into Charlotte Kirk, the actress who helped bring down two Hollywood […]

We start with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s move to a cute, little shack in Montecito full of sixteen pots to piss in, and we also turn into a home financing podcast by figuring out their monthly mortgage payment. We then talk about Olivia Munn stamping an F- on the sex report card of an […]