Allison and I devote the first part of this episode to Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s musical threat to K-Y Jelly known as WAP, and we get into the backlash from pearl-clutching conservatives and the backlash over Kylie Jenner being in the video. From there, we cover a handful of the sixteen thousand excerpts […]

Allison and I start off this episode by talking about Ellen DeGeneres’ “Be Kind” facade cracking under the weight of all of the allegations that working for her sucks, and that leads us to talk about the daytime reality masterpiece Starting Over. We also talk about Ryan Reynolds apologizing for getting married to Blake Lively […]

In this one, we talk all about the Emmy nominations from Leslie Jones and Laverne Cox’s awkward moment to Baby Yoda getting snubbed to Reese Witherspoon getting locked out of an acting nomination to Allison praising the face-acting skills of Tobias Menzies. We then get into Natalie Maines calling out her ex on Gaslighter and […]

We start with Kanye West’s Twitter spree and Dave Chappelle dropping everything to go to Wyoming to check on him. We then talk about the SECRET baby of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel and the timing of it all. We also get into Princess Beatrice’s SECRET wedding, Dennis Quaid’s mind blowing over Lindsay Lohan not […]

We start the episode by taking a healing journey into the healing journey that Jada Pinkett-Smith took when she had an entanglement with August Alsina while she and Will Smith were on a break. We leave the Red Table and then get into Kanye 2020 and cow farts! We also talk about Brooklyn Beckham getting […]

Allison and I start with covering the creepy fuckery that the “adventure” app Randonautica has brought. After we leave that horror movie, we talk about CHAIRGATE involving Christopher Nolan and Anne Hathaway before getting into the viral story of the man who got mad at a restaurant for making his wife wait 18 minutes for […]

While sitting in saunas (because we both kept our windows closed and A/C off so shit wouldn’t be noisy), Allison and I first wrap our melted brains around K-Pop stans and TikTok teens pranking Trump. From there we get into Winona Ryder calling out Mel Gibson for acting like Mel Gibson and giving love to […]

We are late as hell with covering the Lea Michele saga and how after Samantha Ware called her out, everyone came out to declare her a horror show. But we do it, and after we do that, we keep with the theme going by getting into Canadian influencer Sasha Exeter calling out Meghan Markle’s Canadian […]

Aunt Becky and Mossimo are going to prison (probably… maybe) and Allison and I get into that plate of schadenfreude before we talk about Lana Del Rey working Instagram’s servers to the bone by posting video after video about women in music and the backlash she got for pretty much only singling out women of […]

LOVE IS DEAD is the theme of this episode. Because we start with the fall of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s marriage before pouring one out (“one” being an ashtray full of cigarette butts) for the end of Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy’s marriage. We also cover Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix making a […]