Allison is back from her short vacation, and she immediately floods her cleansed and refreshed mind with smegma by talking about Harvey Weinstein, including his rape conviction, his walker dramatics, and the brain-destroying image of his down low area. From there, we talk about Pete Davidson’s long ass interview with Charlamagne tha God where he […]

Because Barbara Walters no longer does an Oscars special and someone has to, we did an Oscars special. Allison and I start with praise for Parasite, and then we shit-talk the rest of the ceremony from the speeches to the opening to Eminem’s performance to the producers giving Randy Newman a shitty ass set. We […]

After skipping last week due to *in a serious publicist voice* scheduling conflicts, we’re back to make your ears go, “Why are you doing this to me?” Allison and I start with talking about the Super Bowl (sans that football stuff), and then we let the spirit of Miss Cleo fill us again by guessing […]

On the last episode, my nosy suburban dad jumped out and I wondered why people park in front of a house that isn’t theirs when they’ve got space, and we got a lot of feedback, so we spend way too much time (read: more than a minute) going over all the theories. We then say […]

Because Allison and I are extremely timely, we brain burp up about Sussexodus, a week after it started, and also get into everything that happened then to now. From there we get into the Oscar nominations including Allison’s plan to pretty much picket the ceremony in defense of JLo getting snubbed. We also ask a […]

After gorging our mouths with candy and our brains with the CGI’d faces in The Irishman during the holidays, Allison and I are back with out very important 69th episode! We start with getting into everything we watched during our break including The IwishIwasntWatchingThisMan, Cats, and Don’t Fuck With Cats. From there, we give our […]

On this Hammaconda-sized episode (listen, 80 minutes is Hammaconda-sized to us), Allison and I follow-up our last episode, which was a rundown of 2019, by stumbling through the rest of the decade. We cover the biggest marriages, break-ups, and celebrity deaths of each year. We also wrap our brains around some of the biggest stories […]

With 2019 coming to an end (time flies when shit is always messy), Allison and I countdown our top eight stories of the year from the Prince Andrew scandal to the Jussie Smollett scandal to the College Admissions scandal to a shocking John Travolta SCANDAL. And we end with proving that we’re bona fide psychic […]

Old age fucked my back up, so I’m taking this week off to get it together, and we’ll hopefully be back with a new episode next week. And yes, when I record an unedited episode without Allison, I suddenly sound like I’m whispering in a gas station bathroom.

Because Allison and I love it when our skin crawls off of our body, we break down the Prince Andrew train wreck of an interview with the BBC including the part where he claims he had a condition that temporarily took away his ability to sweat (and yes, I know I butchered the ever-loving hell […]