FEUDS is the theme of this episode. Allison and I first get into the other Alison (New York Times writer and cookbook author Alison Roman) dragging Chrissy Teigen and Marie Kondo for being greedy sellouts. And from there we slide into the one-sided feud between Something Borrowed author Emily Giffin and Meghan “How Dare She […]

Allison and I immediately get into Elon Musk and Grimes naming their baby son X Æ A-12. We talk about the theories on what the name means and also rank it among the other messed up celebrity kid names in The Messed Up Celebrity Kid Names Hall of Fame. We also talk about Alfonso Merlos, […]

Typo, courtesy of our Allison’s mouth! We, of course, get into Cristina Cuomo’s coronavirus bleach bath cure, and if we marinated our mouths in a bleach bath, we might be able to say bleach bath. But before we talk about Cristina Cuomo out-GOOP-ing Goopy, we cover the messy divorce that may go down between Kristin Cavallari […]

At the top of this episode, Allison and I give a little tribute to the legendary Zoom Zoom Zoom commercials from Mazda as well as the PBS spectacular Zoom, and we do it before talking about the current life of Zoom from Zoom weddings to Zoom break-ups to Zoom sex parties. After that, Allison drags […]

Since Allison and I live out a Fifth Harmony song (Work From Home) every day, we talk about Marie Kondo’s tips for working from home and also give our own tips, which yes, involve starting an office fight between the desk lamp and a ficus tree. We also get into Florence Pugh’s anti-troll sermon about […]

The month is April. The year is 2020, and we’re still talking about Cats, specifically the pussy buttholes of Cats, and specifically specifically The Daily Beast’s new article about how director Tom Hooper allegedly treated VFX artists like litter-covered cat turds and nearly worked them into a grave. But before we talk about the buttholes […]

First of all, thanks to all who sent well wishes to my dog who was in a state of woe last week. Allison and I talk about that a bit at the top of this episode, and then we get into Life In Lockdown (not a WE tv show) before we talk about Prince Harry […]

On this episode, where my mouth is drunker than usual (see: me saying “intercept” instead of “intersect“), Allison and I mainly talk about the reason why we are all staying our asses inside. We talk about Chet Haze keeping us up to date on the health status of coronavirus patients Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. […]

The main part of this episode is devoted to reality TV messiness. Allison and I first spend 20 minutes (which is 1,893,999 minutes in podcast time) talking about the trashy train wreck that was Love Is Blind, and we talk about it from beginning to end, including Jessica’s sexy baby voice and the damn gold […]

Meghan Markel: The Movie Superhero Star is what we get into first, and from there we also talk about Meghan possibly (but probably not) slumming it at the Met Gala and Canada refusing to pay their security after March 31. From there, we slide into Dlisted’s medical segment (which makes sense since we’re both medical […]