Dlisted: The Podcast

Because the world hasn’t talked enough about T.I. checking up on his daughter’s hymen, we talk about T.I. checking up on his daughter’s hymen. We also talk about Ric Ocasek’s petty move from the grave, David Chang’s conspiracy theory on why In-N-Out’s fries are like that, and the internet’s stories about what was the most […]

The internet broke in two from Keanu Reeves being seen holding hands with someone who wasn’t a 20-year-old bikini model. After Allison and I talk about that, we get into Emma Watson giving us her own personal “conscious uncoupling,” and discuss when is the right time to start celebrating International Mariah Carey Day (aka Christmas). […]

Because this is our Halloween episode, Allison and I give last-minute costume ideas that will only require you to get the Bible and BLOOD! But before we do that, we talk about R&B singer Tank schooling everyone on how sucking a dick doesn’t make you gay, the holy stream of foolery that has poured out […]

Allison and I dive straight into the bowl of stupidity that Miley Cyrus spewed out when telling her Instagram followers that they don’t need to be gay because not all guys are evil. After we put back together whatever is left of our brains from listening to Miley’s love advice, we talk about Jaime Pressly […]

This podcast is usually shit, but we really get into shit thanks to Jonathan Van Ness being the new spokesbutt of Poo-Pourri. But before we go there, we talk about the WAG Wars that have made me miss Footballers Wives, Jeremy Renner’s ex-wife threatening to expose his nudes, and The National Enquirer trying to get nudes […]

Allison and I start by covering Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan suing EVERY BRITISH TABLOID EVER (okay, like three of them, or so) and that leads us to getting into a topic that really intrigues us: the old-time fluffy white wigs the barristers wear in court. From there, we talk about Justin and Hailey Bieber’s […]

Allison and I start with the non-celebrity, but very damn fascinating, saga of the American couple who claim that the little Ukrainian girl they adopted was really an adult psychopath who was out to murder them. Once we spend approximately 10 hours (or around 15 minutes, which is 10 hours in Dlisted: The Podcast time) […]

We start this episode by getting into a gorgeous song that has lived in my brain for a million years. And after I pay tribute to the Food Network Star goddess that is Lisa Garza, we talk about how well we did with our Emmy guesses (SPOILER ALERT: not that well), the Michelle Williams/Michelle Williams […]

Being the highly esteemed film critics that we are, Allison and I start this episode by reviewing Hustlers down to whether or not it had enough soft dick in it. From there, we talk about Felicity Huffman getting a tear drop tattoo while spending 14 days in jail, and Shane Gillis getting the Guinness World […]

We get right into Britney Spears’ newest conservatorship situation including Daddy Spears going crazy on her son and her new custody agreement with KFed, which leads to me telling a truly embarrassing KFed story. After that, we talk about Lana Del Rey becoming furry enemy #1 and Zazie Beetz rebooting “whore bath” as “cat wash” […]