Taylor Swift’s transformation into GAY! icon leads this episode and after we dissect her big ole’ gay video that ends with two straight girls hugging (???), we talk about Jessica Biel pretty much coming out as an anti-vaxxer, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos getting caught boning by their 18-year-old daughter, and sandwich punching, which sounds […]

Allison starts off by thanking everyone who sent her kind words about last week’s episode… and I somehow turn that into a quick conversation about dick pics (????). Once I drive a bittersweet moment into Inappropriate Lane, we give our thoughts about the Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk break-up, Gwyneth Paltrow being the Gandhi of […]

Weeeeeeee’re back. At the beginning of this episode, Allison and I talk about the sad reason for why we were kept from terrorizing your ear holes for over two months. After that, we get into Trump terrorizing Britain, Jill Duggar terrorizing our senses with her sex tips, and Carnival Cruises terrorizing internal organs by delivering […]

The 16 charges against Jussie Smollett have all been dropped, and while Allison and I talk about that, we of course get into the plight of the sewers and the environment thanks to baby wipes. Blame Terrence Howard, as usual. We also talk about Elisabeth Hasselbeck praying to god over Rosie O’Donnell having a crush […]

At the top of this episode, Allison and I deliver some truly BREAKING NEWS by getting into the saga of the college admissions scandal, because it’s not like we’re a week late on that. But we mostly talk about the scandal’s breakout star Olivia Jade. Then we take a sharp left onto Anti-Vaxx Blvd. by […]

Allison and I touched on Bloody Mary a bit in the last episode, and in this one, we get it into it more at the top. We throw down a CliffsNotes history of Bloody Mary, and I explain why I think we threw water on the mirror while trying to summon her (and no, not […]

On this supersized episode (48 minutes is a lot for us, okay?), we start with paying tribute to Katherine Helmond, Keith Flint, and Luke Perry. The entire episode should really have been about them, but instead of doing that we laugh at Forbes calling Kylie Jenner a “self-made billionaire,” heave over R. Kelly’s overacting theatrics […]

Because of the Snow Miser, our Oscar recap episode is a day late. But also thanks to Snow Miser, Allison and I get to explore the riveting topic of tire chains and chain monkeys. It’s about as butch as we’re ever going to get. Then we spend a half an hour talking and bitching about […]

If you happen to be an astrophysics or mathematics major, then this is the episode for you. Because you’ll definitely get credit for listening to Professor Allison and I get deep into math and astrology (including the correct pronunciation of “Orion“). We weave difficult math problems and astrology facts into stories about Jussie Smollett, Miranda Lambert’s […]

February 15 is one of the greatest days of the year. It’s when Valentine’s Day candy is 50% off! After Allison and I talk about Red Friday and our thrilling Valentine’s Day plans, we score our Grammy predictions (SPOILER ALERT: we suck at predicting) before diving into a pool of foolery by talking about Thomas […]