In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the portion of the Sorcerer/Wizard spell list on page 169 in Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

This episode includes "teleportation door sound effect" by freesoundeffect.net (this is the attribution that I have on record, but the site seems to be defunct)

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729