In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the various polymorph spells from Chapter Eleven: Spells in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons. Plus: polymorph other, God help us, becomes the latest inductee into RAMHOF.

Sources for this episode:

RPGnet thread about changes to polymorph in 3x: https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/differences-in-polymorph-between-3-0-and-3-5.420254/

An archived article from WotC about the final fate of 3x polymorph: https://web.archive.org/web/20161031220126/http://archive.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dd/20060216a

Stack Exchange thread about polymorph that is my source for something, but I forget what it was: https://rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/83117/what-are-the-final-polymorph-rules

Also, see the visual companion for today's episode at patreon.com/megadumbcast if you want to read the text of the very early 3e polymorph spells for yourself.

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729