In which we discuss the dumbest thing on the contents page of the Player's Handbook for third edition Dungeons & Dragons.

For Gary Gygax's comments on the ethics of killing women and children of evil races and his use of the notorious "nits make lice" quote, see https://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11762&start=77

Theme music: Seven Sisters by Skill_Borrower used under a Creative Commons 3.0 NC license. https://m.ccmixter.org/files/Skill_Borrower/41729