Do Geese Have Udders?

It is Christmas, and out 100th episode of the show, which naturally calls for a special episode! Matt and Michael have brought in the most people they have ever had in the shed at once, which is every guest they have so far featured on the show; Will, Rebecca, Darius, Ben and Matt (the guest one). We find out what they are all going to be up to this Christmas , including Will revealing his interesting Christmas Dinner in the form of a BBQ.  

Because it's Christmas, there of course needs to be a Christmas game. After our players talk about how much their lives have changed in the year since Will's victory at Carrot In A Box 2021, and Ben is forced to relieve the trauma, Michael reveals that this years game will not be Carrot In A Box, but a completely different game: Potato In A Tin. Both guest Matt and Will seem to struggle at understanding the rules of this game, which provides some interesting gameplay...  

Darius is also tasked again with bringing the best Christmas Cracker joke to the episode. Is it better than last year's, which came from a Penguin bar?...  

In Matt's segment this year he brings a variety of quickfire questions for our guests, in order to open their minds and find out a little more about themselves. We learn when Ben last made someone happy, what Rebecca's current favourite song to dance to is, and what Darius's five favourite words are...  

For this year's Secret Santa, the budget was set to £5, with the gift having to have come from a Charity Shop. Some gifts to certainly remember, and one thrown and still lost within the contents of the shed...  

Whatever you're celebrating this year, have a wonderful holiday, and we'll hopefully see you in the next year!   

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Matt opens our 99th episode with milk. He then goes on to question nut milk - referring to Almond - and how it is made.  

Matt then drops a question regarding animals being used for war and a fact about dogs blowing up tanks, and a woman using birds to set fire to villages. Finally, our hosts address the fact that this is the 99th episode of DGHU; sharing highlights and memories from day 1. However, they then share some sad news to do with their stuff...  

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Michael attempts to ask Matt a question, however, because of conditions he didn't ask for, finds himself needing to ask it in only four words. Once able to ask it, we learn about a house that simply has too many plug sockets and too little reasoning.  

Michael has recently watched a documentary called Goodnight Oppy, which is about the Spirt and Opportunity rovers on Mars and how truly amazing they are. The question then opens to the wider set of questions regarding what space related achievements we will likely see within our lifetime...   

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Everybody has a good idea of what the most dangerous animals on Earth are. However, how often have you pondered what the most harmless animals are?

Our trio also open their eyes and realise how dangerous children's playgrounds really are. Swings. Climbing Frames. Slides. See-Saws. They are surely just death traps and accidents waiting to happen. And don't get Matt started on roundabouts...

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So Michael is now 25, and you know what that means: he is now an old man. He spends a moment reflecting and sharing some wise words of wisdom, to which he hopes Matt and Rebecca take with them. We then learn of a Danish tradition which happens to you when you turn 25.  

We also learn, through science, of what the flavour of water really is, so you can have an answer for when the next person asks you to describe it.   

Avatar 2 is coming out this Christmas, and it is long! However, Michael has composed a list of what the longest films currently in existence are, and they might be a bit longer than you think...   

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Even though they've not long had the shed back from Darius and Will, our hosts have brought yet another guest to the shed; this time none other that their friend, Rebecca, who last appeared for the 2021 Christmas Special!  

In a topic nobody could have predicted, Matt reveals that he has been reading a lot of 'Side Bibles'. What exactly he means by that remains a mystery. However, he has become fascinated with the strange and weird creatures that have made an appearance...   

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Matt and Michael are back and, despite November now upon us, Matt is obviously wanting to talk a little about his favourite holiday. However, he seems to have invited a 'guest' of sorts, which Michael doesn't seem to be a fan of.  

Matt also shares his experience of visiting the walk in and theft proof shop, Amazon Fresh, in Canary Wharf, which prompts the question, how theft proof is theft proof?...   

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Will and Darius are back again for their second special of the year, and Will is right; it is spooky season. The pair open the episode (with the longest intro to date) by discussing their opinions on Halloween costumes, which quickly moves onto beards.  

Will provides Darius with a great question relating to telepathy, and asks what you would say into every person's mind at the same time using the ability. Since it's Halloween, of course we need to talk about how to survive against inevitable zombies...   

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Almost exactly a year ago Matt and Michael allowed their friends and previous guests, Will and Darius, to host their own special episodes, and so it only feels right to do it again!  

Will and Darius begin the episode by highlighting how many episodes Matt and Michael have done which involves talking about holidays and vow not to do the same... only they do. Michael also tasks them with coming up with a cheap solution which will fix the current state of the British economy...   

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In an episode like no other, Matt talks about ANOTHER  ONE OF HIS HOLIDAYS. However, because Michael has realised that a lot of the episodes this series have been on Matt and his many holidays, he has decided to add a twist to this episode, which is that Matt can talk about this holiday for the length of time it takes for the pair of them to play a game of chess.  

According to Michael - whilst reviewing the footage - he was unprepared for the game to go on this long and thought he would win in 5 minutes. Additionally, he is considering giving up chess entirely after realising that had he taken Matt's Pawn with his Bishop or Queen 9 minutes in, he would have put Matt in checkmate and won the game...   

To watch the chess match on YouTube - https://youtu.be/4XVuANseXBw 

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