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  • WATFORD WOMEN 1-1 REAL BEDFORD

    A cracking start by the Hornets who were unable to maintain their initial pace or get the crucial second goal succumbed to very intense Real Bedford pressure which eventually forced the error for the own goal. Watford slip to second in the league but have the chance to get back to winning ways vs Oxford United at the weekend. Fingers crossed.


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    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Carbs

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

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    18 min
  • OPPOSITION VIEW - MIDDLESBORO (HOME)

    Pete and Carlos discuss the Coventry game and then turn their attention to second placed Boro. We hear from Jonny about Boro's slightly more direct style under former manager Rob Edwards and despite league placements - no predicts a Watford defeat!!


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    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Carbs

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

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    20 min
  • KEVIN MILLER SPECIAL - PART TWO

    Part 2

    We hear about the rest of Kev's time at the Vic and his subsequent moves where playing was always important to him. We here about the moments and some of the characters and the moves all the way through finishing off his playing career in Non League with Bodmin Town and the move in to Goalkeeper Coaching and what they do during a match plus how its changed as everyone wants a keeper to now play as if they are Pele (Luis - look Pele up on Google once you've searched for the 90's and Kev himself!!!)


    At the end a bonus as Kev records his indent for us and we finish where we begun with another tail of Spurs v Watford from that first season this time involving a Ford Orion!!


    Kev was great fun and so patient as his wifi kept crashing but we got there in the end and hope for those that enjoyed Kev's time between the sticks in the 90's - that you have enjoyed this warm meander down memory lane.

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    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Carbs

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    41 min
  • KEVIN MILLER SPECIAL - PART ONE

    The lads get to chat with star goalkeeper of the mid 90's Kevin Miller about his career and his three seasons at Watford that saw him win 2 player of the season awards! We discuss playing Spurs 3 times including Kev's first Vicarage Road run out in pre season when a notable striker made his first appearance for the Spuds and we hear about a sending off involving a former England Captain plus how Kev's career started in the west country and how he gave Barry Fry an autograph!! We finish off with Kev's Watford 1 in 10.


    Part Two we talk through the rest of Kev's time at the Vic, the Premier League, other clubs and characters and playing on in non league til he was 46!!!


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    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Carbs

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

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    47 min
  • ACTONIANS 0-5 WATFORD FC WOMEN

    FA Cup 1st round meant a trip to a non league ground a difficult pitch and an opposition determined to do themselves justice. Add int he rain and wind and a fabulously welcoming club and it had all the makings of an FA Cup banana skin but the Golden Girls were professional from start to finish and scored some nice goals to boot!


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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Carbs

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    16 min
  • DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - CCFC 3-1 WFC

    Second part of the post match chat where we cover amongst other things the selection dilemma when we have lots of options at centre back, we talk goalkeepers and at some point we wonder if Coventry players might die if they get cold (we didn't understand that either!).


    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Carbs

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF

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    52 min
  • DNSYE POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - CCFC 3-1 WFC

    We played great other than we couldn't defend or shoot - which is kind of important!! Here is part one of the post match chat

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Carbs

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

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    47 min
  • DNSYE - OPPOSITION VIEW - COVENTRY CITY AWAY

    We get to chat with Rob and Kelly - Coventry City fans and part of the Surprise Shirt family!!! We discuss Frank Lampard's Coventry City as well as the wonderful world of football shirt collecting!!!

    See the video on X/Twitter for the review of some of the worlds strangest shirts!! It's so visual even we didn't think we should put it on the audio podcast!!


    Predictions and usual nonsense in a quick 3 game week type of way!!


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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Carbs

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF



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    28 min
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 2-1 WEST BROM

    Well if Javi's first match in charge was a damp squib - this was a damp night but not a disappointing night. A dodgy first 25 ish minutes was responded to by a resolute display by many and stand out performances by quite a few. The pick will be Louza for being the catalyst and the chief instigator before turning chief cheerleader in the last few minutes! Mre of the same would be most welcome.


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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Carbs

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

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    57 min
  • JAVI HABLA! WEST BROM (HOME)

    Javi chats to the media prior to his first and returning home game at Vicarage Road against West Bromwich Albion and covers many subjects...


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    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Kremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Carbs

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF


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    28 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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