Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Part Two of our get together in the run up to the start of the season, we discuss amputee football, what do we need, are things that bad and how hot is it in the Spanish Islands and Florida at the moment and no one seems to know if the Bunker is open on Saturday or not - so everything's back to normal then!

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Steve Holliman,

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Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Skyla Rose,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Uncle Ron,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Carl Clare,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

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With the season kick off on Saturday we ease back into Twitter Space world (to ensure that Elon hasn't broken everything) and ask questions about semi final goal scorers, away kits, is it Ismael or Val (Pete still doesnt know!), why is everyone so upset that other people might think something different, why is pre season almost all behind closed doors these days, do we think we will sign anyone before the first game - or the end of the transfer window. Pete bangs on about the Ashes and Justin couldn't care less. All opinions welcomed - let the shambles commence part 1!!

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Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Skyla Rose,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Uncle Ron,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Carl Clare,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

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The second part of our pre-season preview is a rather bad tempered affair brought on by the frustrations of a slow transfer window!

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Skyla Rose,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Uncle Ron,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Carl Clare,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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In the first part of two we look ahead to the new season with EFL analyst and Vicarage Road good luck charm Benjamin Bloom. Which teams are doing the business transfer wise, which players should we be looking out for and could we all stop insulting him before recording starts?

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Skyla Rose,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Uncle Ron,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Carl Clare,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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The boys get together in order to fail to answer questions submitted, have a look at the 5 word reviews for the closed season so far, talk about the Borehamwood game that some saw and the Arsenal game that was played behind closed doors, the gaps in the squad, the players released, what we suspect might be a strong championship, balancing costs/wages vs being competitive, is sharing starters or chips socially acceptable? Is Bachmann a good fit for Valball? We discuss the Wendover curse might be and decide to award the Indian take-away enthusiast 2 curses. A collective ignorance about “Love Island” but a worrying enthusiasm for cheese graters. How do you solve a problem live Ismaila? Does culture impact on the injury list? Penny pinching and release clauses? You had me at “Putrid”, Xisco’s new job and an owner who wont stop talking, Pete goes through Borehamwood in detail as he saw it, home and away heroes having shirts delivered by Watford legends, trying to change Ken Sema’s image and reputation, Pete’s ill-fated trip to Barnsley via Harrogate, Leeds and Sheffield, Pete’s ill-fated attempt at a Yorkshire accent, Justin confuses the 90’s and the 80’s. Pete gets carried away in a fit of self-righteousness and decides to make a stone tablet of the 7 commandments for social media to help preserve peoples mental health before he goes on holiday (which judging by the 7 commandments – he clearly needs!)

We discuss the “At our place” and the From the Rookery End live podcast coming in March and finally give news about the forthcoming fantasy league plus Carl’s new element – Super Six League!!

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Skyla Rose,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Uncle Ron,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Carl Clare,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

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Three grumpy old men convene to moan about pretty much everything! Subjects include (but are not limited to) Elton John anthems and Z-Cars, not Coldplay, Gwynyth Paltrow scented candles, Justin sings - The Lion King, Jimmy Hill's song writing capabilities, Who likes, loathes or is still emotionally processing the home shirt and ask where the red has gone, Barnsley's new home shirt (REALLY!), fixtures on new years day, signings, Pete's continued admiration of Paul Ince, Jake Livermore and Slimani rumours, stair lift and other adverts for old people, Liquorice vs Blackcurrant, why are confectionary and Ice Creams getting smaller and swindle, the unfortunate invention of crinkle cut pringles, who puts wrappers back in the celebrations box, a lack mens grooming product advice, Bake off updates, why you shouldn't wear a gas mask whilst under a bed, Pete's lowest wattage impression to date and we finally put the 2022/23 seasons A-Z on a Viking long boat and throw fire arrows at it.

We finish by looking at the brand of shoe worn by Gino and realise we are all in the wrong jobs!!!

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Part two of our Twitter Space where we talk about why certain topics might have been missed in the questioning and we take calls from listeners who want to comment on or ask questions about the event.

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Skyla Rose,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Uncle Ron,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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Part one of our Twitter Space where we discuss the inside story of working with like-minded fans in order to put on the recent Watford FC fan meeting with Gino Pozzo and Scott Duxbury.

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Skyla Rose,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Uncle Ron,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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What starts as an earnest attempt at a podcast descends into eleven final minutes of kicking ideas around about creating a baking vlog with delusions of grandeur. We do touch on the M1 rival's promotion and the alphabet rears it's head, but it's really all about the baking on this one!

COYH!!

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Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Skyla Rose,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Uncle Ron,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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We give an update on Parlai Gino, well Pete goes off on one about the event now scheduled for 15th June, We talk about them up the road getting promoted and those from the Prem coming down and a little bit about butterflies with Uncle Ron and we talk Helen Ward, female role models, murals etc... before Alan joins us having seen Leicester relegated and the players ignore all the young fans :-(

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Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of

talkSPORT.

Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

Chris Giannone,

RichWFC2,

Steve Holliman,

Ian Ball,

Paul Fiander Turner,

Sean Gourley,

Lee Anselmo,

John Parslow,

Mark von Herkomer,

Neil Silverstein,

Steve Brown,

Dave Lavender,

Skyla Rose,

Kasey Brown,

Nipper Harrison,

Boyd Mayover,

Colin Payne,

Gary Wood,

Karl Campion,

Uncle Ron,

Kevin Kremen,

The Big Le – Bofski,

Greg Theaker,

Malcolm Williams,

Jack Foster,

Jason Rose,

Michael Abrahams,

Ian Bacon,

Ken Green,

Nick Nieuwland,

Colin Smith

Ant!!!!!

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