Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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  • TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO BIRMINGHAM CITY 1-1 WATFORD (NSFW)

    As it finishes 1-1 at St Andrews we reflect on a game that was low on quality and goal mouth incident. In the normal chaos that is the DNSYE Twitter Spaces universe new father (for the second time) Uncle Ron complains about Adrian Marriappa conceding an own goal three seasons ago (we put this down to a lack of sleep), Greg imagines he might be a bus and then realises very strongly that he isn't, George has two great calls having firstly taken part in Gregs call until, what we are legally advised to refer to as "Bus Lane incident" occured before returning for a very excellent call of his own and we welcomed Caity back - and we wish her good luck for Thursday A Level results day. So, you know, the normal nonsense. Thanks everyone for listening and for those that take part either calling in on tweeting in.


    COYH

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    1 hr 1 min
  • The Opposition View - Birmingham City not here!!

    So what to do when the opposition don't turn up!!! So a late no show from the Blues stopped us talking abut Eustace and Deeney so instead we just rambled away and covered all the things you would expect in an opposition view vs Birmingham City - meaning mainly Aston Villa, Gabby Agbonlahor, Richard Keys and his hairy armed daughter, Emmanuel Davis and Keinan Davis and strangely something called "box maintenance" - so you know normal kind of stuff! Oh and we do the predictions anyway!!!!

    COYH!

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    30 min
  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - KIT AID SPECIAL

    Justin and Pete talk to Derrick Williams the founder of Kit Aid about this remarkable locally started, yet global charity! Formed in 1998 by Derrick Kit Aid has gone on to provide football kit to those areas of the world that are most in need, with some spectacular and unexpected consequences. Graham Taylor is central to the story and very close to the hearts of all at Kit Aid and there are stories here about GT and a number of players past AND present that will warm your heart. Please give this a listen as you might know someone who can help kit Aid meet their target for their 25th anniversary next year of dispatching their 1 millionth piece of kit and in doing so help boys, girls and chimpanzees in need. Yes you read that right.

    COYH!

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    46 min
  • TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 1-0 BURNLEY (NSFW)

    Top of the league after 3 games should not be sniffed at!!! A tactical change from Rob Edwards saw a change to a back four, an impressive debut from Hamza Choudhury, and a birthday from Tom Cleverley that saw a winning goal and an injury but we debate his performance with some differences of opinion. Loads of contributions from our regulars, news on comings and goings and even maybe an exclusive (but don't tell anyone we wouldn't want to get a reputation!!!).

    Finally, we run the earliest player of the season award poll after only 3 games!! Yes yes yes there are 43 more games in the league plus cup matches to go but we've never let that kind of detail get in the way of something overwhelmingly daft!!!

    COYH!!

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    1 hr 27 min
  • The Opposition View - Turfcast

    We're joined by Joe from Turfcast as we preview the forthcoming fixture against Burnley

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    20 min
  • TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WBA 1-1 WATFORD (NSFW)

    As it was superbly called on twitter 5 word reviews - A game of two Sarrs. In the end a draw was more than we deserved in a performance that saw the Baggies running rampant against the Hornets who had taken a 12 minute lead through a moment of genius from Sarr. No one could complain that Albion equalised just before half time and when Sarr was bought down in the second half, it would have been unfair on the hosts if the Senegal striker had scored but he didn't instead he limply repeated his double penalty miss against Man Utd from last season. You hope he will not take another penalty for Watford or if he does that he has to take it from 50 yards out!!! Loads of regular and some great debut calls - thank you all as ever. COYH!

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    1 hr 26 min
  • The Opposition View - The Albion Show

    The lads speak with Joe from "The Albion Show" ahead of the Hornets trip on Monday to the Hawthorns. We pick over the transfer window, the Baggies thoughts on Steve Bruce and get an update on the son of a former Watford favourite plying his trade in the black country. Carl tries and fails to get tips on local curry houses and everyone gets over excited when Pete tries to be over clever with a segue. Finally the forecasting of Monday nights game may become a bit more interesting as not everyone predicts the same result!!!! COYH!!!

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    25 min
  • 100 Years At The Vic - A Chat With Watford Museum

    We chat to Neil and Sarah at Watford Museum about the "100 Years At The Vic" exhibition.

    Bricks, turnstiles, large clocks and more are discussed (this is more interesting than it sounds, honest) and we find out which previous exhibit used to move and fall over in the night!

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    56 min
  • TWITTER SPACE - WATFORD 1 v 0 SHEFF UTD

    Post-match Twitter Space reaction to Watford 1 v 0 Sheff Utd.

    In a rare (but hopefully very repeatable) moment of wonder, the Watford fans are able to reflect on a victory at home.


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    1 hr 6 min
  • TWITTER SPACE - FOUR DAYS TO GO & GENERAL CATCH UP

    A spaces convened to talk about the excitement of the new season as it dawns.

    Spoiler alert: Uncle Ron laughs!

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    1 hr 20 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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