Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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  • The World v Carl - Round 13 (Greg Theaker - The Rematch) - NSFW

    VAR has been called into play and a re-match has been ordered to correct a great injustice. Greg Theaker returns with a need for revenge and a peculiarly large amount of insight into buying cricket bats in the High Wycombe area. Carl mainly wonders how he got into all of this and why we keep asking him questions about Tommy Mooney! This and not a lot more in the World v Carl Season One FInale!

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    16 min
  • TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 1-2 BRENTFORD (NSFW)

    So a difficult end to a difficult week. The aftermath of the Supporters Committee mishandling is still raw but perhaps a result in the latest must win game with the added incentive of not suffering a record breaking 10th straight home defeat would pick up the support. Well we'll never know because having missed two clear opportunities in the 93rd minute, Watford conceded in the 95th minute. The season in microcosm or a symptom of a deeper malaise - here supporters call in to the DNSYE Twitter Spaces where all opinions are heard and discussed. If Duxbury is as he claims in charge of the club affairs then should he now be in the firing line? Do the problems go deeper to the depths of the DNA of the club.

    Thank you so much to all our regular and first time contributors and also the listeners whether live or on the podcast - it's your voices we want to hear.

    COYH!

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    52 min
  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - SUPPORTERS COMMITTEE SPECIAL

    Peter interviews Carl and Justin over the recent initial Supporters Committee meeting to try to go over how it came about, and to try to answer as many questions as we can following the release of the rather brief notes from the club.

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    1 hr 9 min
  • The World v Carl - Round 12 (John Parslow) - NSFW

    John Parslow is the opposition for Carl, in our trivia penalty shoot out Watford nonsense and both are playing down their chances but it is another participant that gives a performance that only Trevor Benjamin could be happy with! Who you ask? Listen and find out in this episode that tries to corrects its blasphemous track record and fails on all levels and Carl tries to convince everyone that 50% of 12 is 4!!!

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    14 min
  • The World v Carl - Round 11 (Marc Mesgian) - NSFW

    King of Scotland Robert the Bruce, it is said, once sought inspiration from a spiders continued attempts to build it's web – Carl’s own spidery tale is less poetic and see’s him mainly gurgling unnecessarily! In a titanic battle between Carl and Marc Mesgian – it comes down to the wire but - “Who will triumph?” and “What happened to the spider?” are questions you’re probably not asking!

    Find out how Richard Johnson settles this close encounter in the only Watford FC trivia penalty shoot out quiz podcast thingy!

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    14 min
  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 0 - 3 LEEDS UNITED (NSFW)

    So the trapdoor to the Championship is opening before us after a 3-0 home defeat at the hands of Leeds United and as if that wasn't enough to talk about the club release details of a newly formed committee made up of fan groups, bloggers and podcasters including our own Carl!

    Carl joined by Sam Ucko (from WD18) and Tom Wicks (Golden Pages) try their best to respond to questions put to them by understandably confused fans, who, being fans, think that a fans forum should be for......well......fans!

    Thank you to all who contributed and to everyone who listens either live or on podcast.

    There is strong language throughout and opinions are strong and expressed strongly.

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    1 hr 26 min
  • The World v Carl - Round 10 (Danny Ion) - NSFW

    Carl is trailing and needs to pull a rabbit out of a hat. This may be problematic as Carl appears to have neither a hat or a rabbit!

    Carl takes on possibly his hardest opponent to date and we find out what is the opposite of a "worldy", Carl struggles with Welsh former players (again) and Danny tests the patience of his family whilst on holiday!!!!

    Contains strong language

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    11 min
  • The World v Carl - Round 9 (Alex King) - NSFW

    The World v Carl - Round 9 (Alex King) - NSFW


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    Warning - strong language throughout!


    Will Carl add another win to his tally as he takes on Alex King in the next round?


    Listen to find out!

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    15 min
  • The World v Carl - Round 8 (Rich Stevens) - NSFW

    The World v Carl - Round 8 (Rich Stevens) - NSFW


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    Warning - strong language throughout!


    How will Carl do when he takes on Rich Stevens from the Inside The Orange Podcast?


    Listen to find out!

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    15 min

About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver.

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