INTRODUCTION
It has become evident that the world of fiat currencies and the relevant governing bodies are not keeping up with the damage control caused by lockdowns all over the world.
With the ceaseless printing of fiat, dare we call it “money” the economic damages to all people on the planet are now in the multi trillions of United States Dollars (USD) worth.
Hence, there is a need to find a means to ratify this situation and this is where the magical wonders of cryptocurrencies (crypto) can come to help save the day. Maybe.
Why Crypto?
Well, cryptocurrencies pride themselves as decentralized currencies, owned and run by people and not governments.
The underlying facts of each and every code produced to date has resulted in handful of persons controlling the code and economics of the vast majority, if not all cryptocurrencies is something that we shall set aside for the purposes of this introduction. We definitely do not want anything that could be compared to “politics” or “politicians”, not to mention any privately owned and run banks such as “The Fed”. This would be counterproductive for this idea as such and the expected funds that would roll in from peoples fiat accounts may just be put into jeopardy.
Considering the fact that many people are very upset at their politicians and affiliated government bodies it is only appropriate that people take things into their own hands utilizing economic means that are not owned and run by the politicians or their affiliated bodies.
Hence, this is where Cryptocurrencies come into play.
We can state without any repercussions and reasonable responsibility that Cryptocurrencies offer “decentralization” (maybe).
As for transparency, need we say more than “it is all on the chain”, no matter what happens, even if it be a “roll back” of a chain, it is all there, sort of, maybe, depending on those who are governing the chain.
HOW?
Well, cryptocurrencies are “printed” (not physically on any tangible item) as per the economics of the code that governs it.
So, it is possible to ensure just about any required amount at any given time, in so much as the people governing the chain so decide.
With cryptocurrencies being traded on trading platforms that also accept fiat (your $, EURO etc) it si open to everyone out there on the internet and you too can get a piece of the action.
Full details: https://hive.blog/satire/@jackmiller/lockdown-coin-finally-a-non-tangible-currency-that-makes-politicians-and-others-cry
Disclaimer:
The above satirical text is not deliberately promoting or mocking anyone or anything.
If anyone feels that we are JABbing them with this satire, then too bad so sad, go look for a safe space or go find someone who allegedly cares. We don’t!
We do not promote or wish for anyone to go out and do absolutely nothing, thinking that they may be rewarded with any make believe, digital or any other form of currency.
We do not claim that anything stated about any type of “Lock Down” in any way, manner, context or form is factual.
If anything may in any way resemble anything seen, heard, experienced or not in any way, who cares, that obviously wasn’t and isn’t the intention, sort of, maybe, idk. Who cares.
In the event that there is a “LOCKDOWN COIN” out there, or if one is to come about at any time in future, all we can say is “F#CK IT”, and it is sure not anything related to this satirical text.
The one and only thing that we can definitely say, without tears of laughter is that:
NONE OF THE ABOVE is financial advice.
THE ABOVE IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
If you don't get it, then this world in trouble!
