One of Doc's Dumb-Dumbs from a year ago returns with a new story in his ongoing saga of stupid...

This trick only works if you're Arnold Schwarzenegger hiding from an alien. It didn't work so well for the guy trying to hide from police in Kansas.

A professional basketball player finds out the hard way why you shouldn't "borrow" someone else's sample for your drug test. The results might surprise everyone.

Man returns boxes to Amazon filled with dirt. Amazon refunds his money. $370 THOUSAND dollars later, man arrested.

A woman driving in Eagan, MN was spotted texting behind the wheel...by the cop beside her...on the first day of MN's new Hands-Free law. WHAT she was texting about makes this funny.

A man in Florida got caught breaking into a house. He tried to blame the the whole thing on his horse, except it wasn't his horse.

A drunk 19-year-old crashed her car into someone's front gate. The best part? That someone was the Orange County Jail. Dummies check in, but they don't check out.

An Indianapolis lawman went after McDonald's because SOMEONE had taken a bite out of his McChicken. That someone was his own McStupid self...

Don't try to buy marijuana using a fake I.D., and don't make a fake I.D. THIS bad.

An Indiana  woman steals another woman's dentures and WEARS them to a meeting with her probation officer. Gotta give her credit for wanting to make a good impression.