Three women and their kids went into a Baby Store. One of the women stole a stroller and they all left. 2 of the women had to come back when they realized they had left a kid behind.

Dave was just trying to be helpful when he fired a Roman Candle at a hornets' nest in the overhang of his house. Dave maybe forgot that roman candles are flammable, as are hornets' nests . . . as are houses.

Walmart's electric carts aren't really meant for long road trips, but no one bothered to tell John Davis that. Well maybe someone did but he may have been too drunk to remember.

It happened on an Indianapolis interstate . . . a man threw a full diaper out of his car window. The big problem was that he didn't look to see who was behind him before launching...

Daytona Beach, FL: Looks like someone needs to go back to Ninja School after his nunchucks turned on him. Some advice . . . make sure your face isn't in the way when you're swingin' those things around.

A young lady in Iowa called 9-1-1 to report that her car had been stolen. The only problem was that she called from inside that same car and the police were currently chasing it...

Criminal Checklist: DO NOT write "thief" on the receipt signature line when using a stolen credit card.

He was nekkid, in a chimney (not his). Someone heard him calling for help, then it got weird...

Police in South Carolina pulled a guy over for speeding. A suspicious white substance on the car's hood tested positive for cocaine and the driver was arrested. Too bad (for everyone) it turned out to be bird crap.

A Canadian woman tried using the "Na Ah" defense when fast-food workers called the cops to complain about a drunk driver blocking their drive-thru.