Joshua Akerson had a stolen boat parked outside his house in Caribou, Maine. Police spotted it and searched Josh's home. Inside they found guns and drugs. 
Josh is probably wishing he'd parked that boat somewhere a little more private.

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24-year-old Christopher Ganzel is on a roll . . . of bad choices. Out on bail from a previous arrest, Chris stole a car from a library parking lot, drove it to the police station and asked them if he could get his drugs back. THEN he drove to Target for a little afternoon shoplifting.

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Teresa Heitmann told officers she'd had only one glass of wine before driving over a Naples, FL couple's mailbox and "parking" her car on their lawn. When the cops (on dashcam) addressed her as Mayor, Teresa told them "No, don't call me mayor. I'm Teresa Heitmann right now, I am NOT the mayor." 

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After crashing into someone's fence, 20-year-old Romy Lauer fled the scene in her Jeep Wrangler, minus the license plate. That's all police needed.

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Shane Lynch went to a Kenny Chesney concert in Foxborough, MA, but chances are he doesn't remember the show. He was drunk enough to think relieving himself on the boots of a woman in the crowd was a good idea. Shane was arrested before the encore, and that's not the worst of it.  

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A 38-year-old man in Rome, Italy was arrested after failing to focus on the job at hand. After breaking into an apartment in the middle of the night, he was distracted by a book and decided to stop what he was doing for a "good read." The apartment's 71-year-old occupant woke up and called police.

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Benjamin "Benji" Cranford got caught leaving a bottle of gin in a ditch along Cobbham Road, knowing that's right where State Prison inmates would be looking for it. 

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Fernando Cluster and his wife are suing Emory University Hospital Midtown in Atlanta for medical and emotional damages. The hospital had removed a portion of his skull to relieve pressure from a brain bleed but when the time came to put the piece back, they had lost it. They also expected Fernando to pay the $146,800 it took fix it.

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47-year-old Alan Bowling was already full when he tried to buy beer at the Old Faithful Upper General Store. When his cards were declined, Alan took it out on the park by "borrowing" a heavy wrecker, going for little ride, and doing some damage to federal property in the process.

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A 73-year-old driver in Detroit was enjoying wings while behind the wheel when he rear-ended a cop car sitting at a red light. 

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