A homeowner called police to help get rid of Christopher Newton. Shortly after being shown the door, Christopher texted the homeowner that he'd left behind a bag of drugs.
The cops were still there and found it right where he said it'd be.  

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18-year-old Nicholas Walton was found, asleep, in his pickup on a New Hampshire highway early one Saturday morning. He had stopped in the middle of the lane and locked the doors but hadn't put it in Park. Police arrived and handled it.

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28-year-old Shanika Serdahl was arrested after hitting a man in the face with a can of Pringles at a 7-Eleven in Orland, FL. Once you pop . . .

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29-year-old Desirae Tallie really didn't want to talk to police, they might find out she had several warrants out for her arrest. They really wanted to talk to HER though after she committed TWO hit-and-runs in one morning.

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In what might turn out to be the most expensive poop ever, police and Tiffany's in Orlando are patiently waiting for 32-year-old Jaythan Glider to cough up (from the "other" end) the jewelry he stole last week.

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18-year-old Evelina Fabianski was arrested after vandalizing a car in Deltona, FL. She was upset with her ex boyfriend because he owed her money, so took out her frustration with eggs and yellow spray paint. The problem was, she had the wrong car.  

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He was home, he was safe (and so was everyone else) until he decided to go back to the wedding the cops had hauled him out of.   

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When the cops know where you live, breaking the law can be "tricky." Scott Jamerson violated a restraining order and when cops showed up at his house with a warrant, they found plenty of other reasons to arrest him including a drug lab in his garage.

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9:47 P.M. is an unlucky time for one man in Olympia, WA. He crashed his car 2 nights in a row at the same intersection, at the exact same time. 

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William Pate-DeMyers, you have the right to remain silent. No really, please quit talking.

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