Things got hinky for a guy in a Fort Lauderdale, FL Popeyes drive-thru the other night when a drunk girl interrupted his pick-up and demanded a Baconater. Odd considering those are only available at Wendy's. 

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47-year-old Terrill Osborne thought it'd be a good idea to express his road rage by getting in the path of the vehicle that had passed him. That vehicle was an ambulance responding to a call, lights and all.

Terrill was arrested.

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A man on a Royal Caribbean cruise jumped overboard rather than pay the Rhapsody of the Seas Casino the almost $17,000 he lost. He's fine, but could be looking at a $250,000 fine and/or up to 5 years in prison. 

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Kasper Lincoln is just a big kid at heart. After he'd had a few "adult" beverages, he borrowed a child's battery-powered toy jeep and went for a ride to get a Slurpee. He found out the hard way you can STILL get a DUI, even behind the wheel of a pink Barbie Jeep.

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John Cianci may have found the hack for not having to attend any more weddings. He got drunk at a reception in Connoquenessing, PA and, when the bartender cut him off, John started swinging. The first person he hit was the bride. The BRIDE!

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Quickly putting distance between you and the crime you just committed is usually "best practice," unless you're really hungry and need a Frosty.

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When police decide they're going to arrest you, they don't really care what you're up to at the time. Alec Bogus was in a mud bath at Indian Hot Springs in Colorado when cops made their move. Then he made HIS move and got away ... for a little while.

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They wouldn't let him cut in line at the grocery store, that's it. That was enough for 65-year-old Daniel Kenel to attack them in the parking lot and shoot them both in the face with bug spray. 

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Ronald Jackson found out the hard way you do NOT get a cash reward for turning yourself in. He's mad that Crime Stoppers denied him the $500 reward after surrendering to police in Macon, Georgia.
The devil's in the fine print.

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Michael Hudak had a key to his neighbor's house, in case of emergency. When that neighbor returned home after an extended vacation, a $16k Rolex was missing. Police found out Michael had pawned it.

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