When Jordan McCourt-Night and Harley Hall of Hope, England hopped off the train, they realized they'd left a bag of illegal drugs behind. Jordan decided to report the bag as missing. Too bad someone had already looked inside. 

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A man driving what looked like an unmarked police car used red and blue flashing lights to run a stop light. 2 problems with that; He wasn't actually a police officer, but the guy in the other car at the intersection was.

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38-year-old Justin Taylor, the Assistant Fire Chief in Westwego, LA, was arrested recently for altering packages of Pokémon cards at Target. There's a lot of money in rare Pokémon cards. We get it.

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60-year-old Ronald Spiker was arrested after stealing a TV, loading it into a stolen golf cart, and heading into a pine forest to elude police. It didn't work because golf carts aren't really known for their off-road capabilities.

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It happened in Kent, WA where a man's misfortune was caught on a gas station's surveillance cameras. First, a gun fell out of his pants. Second, he picked it up and tucked it back in his waistband. Third, he fell to the floor. Fourth, he got up and hobbled out. Long story short, he'd shot himself in the butt.

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Emanuel "Mongo" Jones was arrested after getting drunk and punchy after the Georgia Bulldogs/Florida Gators game Nov 2nd. He punched a horse in the face, a horse ridden by a police officer. 

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Keeping a low profile while conducting illegal business is smart. This guy didn't read the handbook. He was loaded up with 52 baggies of cocaine and heroin when he was spotted hopping on a city bus without paying for the ride.

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Sure it was just a Halloween costume, but maybe Jose Avendano knew something was going to happen that night. He was pulled over and arrested for DUI already dressed in an orange jumpsuit with "Department of Corrections" on his back.

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39-year-old Scott Schwirian tried to run from police after a traffic stop turned up some drugs. Scott didn't look where he was going and that's when the telephone pole got in his way.

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To be fair, Bryan Connolly was just trying to enjoy a backyard fire. He didn't think it was lit so he ran to the store to buy matches. Turns out the fire WAS lit and burned a little out of control until authorities arrived. Bryan was arrested for reckless burning. 

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