Maybe pick a different time to shoplift from Walmart than the annual "Shop with a Cop" event. The 30 to 40 marked police cars in the parking lot and 50 uniformed officers in the store should've tipped you off, Hector Velazquez Maldonado.

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You can bet the congregation at First Family Church in Antioch, CA sits up and pays attention this Sunday. Thanksgiving day, their Pastor took down someone trying to break into the church with an ax. 

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Jermaine Young pretended to be a cop when asking for a "Law Enforcement" discount at Denny's, dropped two $20s on the table and left. The staff figured out pretty quick the money was phony, but Jermaine was already gone. So, why BOTH crimes? 

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St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada's annual Santa Claus Parade is usually a "violence-free" event. Not THIS year. A 62-year-old woman picked a fight with someone she thought was blocking her family's view and got something she didn't want for Christmas . . . arrested.

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43-year-old Michael Konyha was arrested after Sheriff's deputies responded to reports of a shooting in his neighborhood. It turns out Michael had accidentally shot himself in the leg. As a 6-time convicted felon, he's not supposed to have any guns. There was also warrant for his arrest in neighboring Georgia. 

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22-year-old Marlena Valez had a shopping hack she just HAD to share on TikTok. Too bad it was illegal, and since she was wearing the same outfit as the suspect in Target's security video, police put 2 and 2 together. 

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Yes, drugs were (possibly) involved when an unnamed man walked into the ER at San Antonio Regional Hospital in Upland, CA. He walked into the restroom but didn't come back out the "normal" way.

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41-year-old James Kerr's day went from bad to worse real quick. When a deputy showed up at his house to arrest him, James first tried to run him over with his riding lawn mower. A short slow-speed chase ended in a nearby ditch and James pulled a gun. The deputy was a quicker draw.

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William Milstead's done it before, maybe THIS time he'll learn his lesson. He was trying to skirt a background check that would've uncovered his prior 13 felony arrests, so he submitted a suspicious letter from his "supervisor" at the Police Department.

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44-year-old Veronica Torres used her Mother's driver's license and SS# to scam almost $8000 from a hurricane relief fund in Florida. When asked why she looked SO much younger than her photo ID, Veronica told the city employee it was thanks to Botox injections. Veronica did NOT get a check.

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