Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

By MWCComedy

Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day episodes

February 23 If You're Going To Take A Hammer To Your Ex's Car, Make Sure You Know What They Drive
It was a "swing & a miss" for 37-year-old Justin Allen of Ormond-By-The-Sea, FL. He was arrested after taking a hammer to a white Honda SUV in a grocery store parking lot. Justin thought he was exacting revenge against an ex-girlfriend. Turns out the vehicle belonged to a grocery store employee. Didn't matter, either way ... Justin was getting arrested.
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2 min
February 20 Alcohol Makes Some People More Honest, Sometimes TOO Honest
If you need to get to the Sheriff's Office to pay a fine for your open container violation, maybe don't get drunk and drive yourself there.
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3 min
February 19 Bad Luck, Bad Timing, And A Bad Lie Combine. Now Replace "Bad" With "Dumb!"
26-year-old Dean Young thought he found an easy target in Hialeah, FL. A landscaper had left their van open and unattended, so Dean climbed up on in. Things went downhill fast when the landscaper locked the van with Dean inside it.
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2 min
February 17 Sir, Look Out For That Mailbox ... And That One, And That One, And That One
Brandon Mattingly mowed down 15 or so mailboxes in a residential area of Mount Vernon, Indiana. His SUV inflicted quite a bit of damage, but it's hard to know if it was on purpose or just really bad driving. Alcohol was involved.
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2 min
February 16 "It's Not A Lie If You Believe It" - Art Vandelay , Marine Biologist
30-year-old Josiah Darling felt the need to lie to police when they asked for his name. To his credit, he picked (possibly) the biggest liar in the history of television characters.
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2 min
February 13 What Do A Forklift, A Jewelry Store, And A Donkey Have In Common?
A 26-year-old man in Turkey was arrested after using a stolen forklift to break into a jewelry store. After scooping up a variety of gold rings, necklaces, bracelets, etc., he made his getaway on a donkey. That is not a typo.
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2 min
February 12 BuzzBallz Were To Blame For The Missing Mailbox
An Amazon delivery driver was apparently enjoying BuzzBallz while on his route in China Spring, Texas. After driving over a resident's mailbox, he was witnessed stuffing empty BuzzBallz containers down a storm drain. Police arrived before the driver had time to sober up.
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3 min
February 11 What Llamas Do In The Shadows Is The Stuff Of Nightmares
A burglar tried to make his getaway after breaking in to a woman's home in Derbyshire, England. He should've mapped out his escape route first. After squeezing through a fence, he found himself surrounded by 8 llamas in a farmer's field. Those llamas weren't letting him go without making sure he'd been sufficiently psychologically scarred.
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3 min
February 10 "Returning To The Scene Of The Crime" Has Never Been A Good Idea
23-year-old Benjamin Rakel visited Whiskey Wings in Largo, FL and walked out on his $64.18 tab. He was arrested when he went back the next day to retrieve the phone charger he'd left the night before.
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2 min
February 09 The Waste Of A Perfectly Good Lasagna Requires Police Intervention
Cops were called to a home in Boardman, Ohio last week. The call was for a domestic disturbance and there was a weapon involved ... a pan of lasagna.
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3 min