59-year-old Donna Elkins went a little overboard protecting her "land." When she saw two teen boys fishing on what she thought was her property, she held them at gunpoint until police arrived. Those police arrested Donna, mostly because the teens were never on her land to begin with. 

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Jonathan Chapa thought he'd lost the cops after leading them on a high speed chase. He didn't know there was also a helicopter following his every move, including when he stopped at a gas station to fill up his tires. He was arrested.

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40-year-old Matthew Scott has a history of residential burglaries dating back to 2007.
While out on probation, and in an ankle monitor, he did again. 

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40-year-old Christopher Marlowe has a history with Palm Bay, FL police, who didn't seem too surprised they found him at Burger King in a cheap "Ronald McDonald" costume. They also found his bag stuffed with more clown clothes, clown noses, and a flare gun. Christopher was arrested.  

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44-year-old Allison Fetting robbed a Dairy Queen at gunpoint in Coconut Creek, FL.
Instead of taking the cash from the register, she grabbed the tip jar off the counter and ran. Her take was $1.50. Yes, the decimal point's in the right place. 

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A young couple showed up together at an ER in Jilin, China. They didn't have a choice, they were kind of "connected" at the time. While trying to shoot a funny video for the internet HER hand had become stuck in HIS mouth. 

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Michael Jones and Fred Doe faced a judge this week for stealing, cutting up, melting, and selling parts of a $6.2 million solid gold toilet/piece of artwork that had been installed in the birthplace palace of Sir Winston Churchill. I swear, can't make this stuff up.

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43-year-old Michael Esquilin took a joy ride last Saturday night in a stolen ambulance. He brought his own refreshments, too. Dash cams caught Mike chugging his beer before before being hauled out of the ambulance by Troopers in Tampa, FL.    

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To say the motel's cleaning staff was surprised is an understatement. When they went in to clean the room they found a 3' alligator under the bed. It was forgotten there by the previous guest, an exotic animal handler. 

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He just wanted to SING, but 34-year-old Aaron Jablonski took things a little too far when he pulled a gun Saturday night/Sunday morning inside the Overtime Sports Bar. He was upset because the bar's karaoke machine was out of order. 

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