19-year-old Cody Mallon learned the hard way that just because the prison's closed doesn't mean the locks don't work. He also learned you shouldn't trespass in a closed prison, alone, in the middle of the night.

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43-year-old Shanna Tognarelli led police on a high-speed chase before driving into someone's backyard and jumping in their in-ground swimming pool. 

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A driver in Denver, CO tried to flee the scene of an accident with a police officer in their car. The cop had gotten in to shut of the vehicle's engine when they found the driver unresponsive behind the wheel. When that driver woke up, all hell broke loose.

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A Walmart customer in Arizona was trying to buy 9 avocados at self-checkout. Instead of punching in 9, they punched in 999 and freaked when they thought Walmart was trying to rip them off.  

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23-year-old John Robinson was going to be late for his Spirit Airlines flight from Detroit to L.A. His solution for delaying the plane's departure was ill-advised, and illegal as all get-out.

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After a night out in St. Petersburg, FL 31-year-old Andrew Davison from Statesboro, GA needed a ride home. When he saw a cop car with flashing lights, he hopped in the back seat and told the officer he "wanted a ride home." Andrew got a ride, just not home.  

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Richard Pruneda  got a DUI in Eddyville, Kentucky over Memorial Day Weekend. His car was impounded by the country sheriff and he spent the night in detention. The next day he bonded out and asked to get some items from his car. He realizes not that was a mistake.

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A first date with 20-year-old Mazyar Azarbonyad ended with a high-speed chase, 5 wrecked police cars, 7 injured police, and some jail time.

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Erica Muzzy resigned her position with the Sheriff's Department after recent events, events she knew were illegal like having a fake tag on her motorcycle and uploading videos to her social media accounts of "reckless stunt riding on public roads." 

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Kenda Hess had a warrant out for her arrest, so when cops pulled her over she pretended to be her sister, Koty. Koty also had a warrant out so Kenda was arrested anyway.

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