46-year-old Jason Smith of Woodsfield, Ohio (absentmindedly?) dropped a baggie of meth into a bank's drive-thru cannister. The teller inside called police and it didn't get any better for Jason.

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35-year-old Corey Johnson had left his Jeep in short-term parking at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport. When it was time to leave, he didn't have the money to pay the fee. He was hoping a bomb threat (or two) would cause enough trouble and he'd be able to leave. Oh, there was trouble all right.

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A 32-year-old Aukland man was arrested in a jewelry store after swallowing a Fabergé Egg pendant
worth around $20,000. Police say "the suspect is in custody and being medically monitored while authorities wait to recover the piece."

That's gross   

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A Tesla dealership in St. Petersburg, FL is less trusting after 26-year-old Richel Valdivia took a Cybertruck for a spin. He didn't bring it back. They located it at his home two days later, but the damage had been done. 

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Whoever stole a trail cam near Vicksburg, MS didn't realize they should turn the darn thing OFF before committing other crimes in full-view of that camera. It transmitted 2 days worth of other illegal activities until police had enough evidence to raid the home. It was easy to find since the camera also had GPS.

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The 55-year-old driver of a school bus in Maple Lake, MN blamed his 0.082 breathalyzer result on NyQuil. Yes, this happened on a school day. One of the students noticed the smell of alcohol and set the ball in motion. 

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41-year-old Anthony Day was spotted strolling, naked, in Lakeland, FL. He told police it was a stunt, a TikTok challenge. That excuse maybe would've worked had Anthony had a phone with him.

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62-year-old John Turner was already having a bad day. It got worse when someone cut him off in traffic and John went OFF. He ended up on the hood of the other guy's car and was driven directly to the local police station. A dash cam caught all the action.

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Sabah Bonilla was arrested in Rockford, Illinois when cops pulled him over after getting complaints of someone hanging out a car window and waving a gun. Bonilla told police he "thought women would find it sexy." 

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The first-class JetBlue passenger was not identified, but 207 passengers and crew on the flight from Boston to Tampa would LOVE to have a talk with them after their already delayed flight had to return to Boston.

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