Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

By MWCComedy

Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day episodes

May 14 Tacoma Police End Search For Perp With Loose Vowels
Marvel Walker, Jr. literally took the "o" right out of "police." He was arrested after removing the letter from the front of the Tacoma Police Department Headquarters.
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3 min
May 13 You Know You've Done Something Wrong When The Guy Who Beat You Up Becomes A Local Hero
A tourist from Seattle was on a Maui beach when he decided it would be fun to throw a large rock at a seal in the water. When confronted, he shouted "I'm rich, I can pay the fines." A local man came to the seal's defense and took down the rock thrower. Luckily, there's video evidence of the whole thing.
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3 min
May 12 There Are Good Neighbors, Then There's The Guy Who Hits You With A Bat Because You Turned Off The Wi-Fi He Was Stealing
Jonathan Gross had been "borrowing" his neighbor's wi-fi signal, we don't know for how long, but he sure got upset when that neighbor turned the wi-fi off. A baseball bat and alcohol were involved.
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2 min
May 11 Drinkin' & Dronin'; Florida Man Buzzes Delivery Driver
Richard Carpenter of St. Petersburg, FL used a drone to scare off someone he thought was following him. It turned out to be a delivery driver, Richard turned out to be drunk.
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2 min
May 04 You Just Got Out Of Jail, What Are You Doing Next?
Richmond Lewis in Boulder, CO waited a whole 8 minutes to commit a crime after being released from jail. To his credit, stealing a firetruck's quite the crime.
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2 min
May 01 Police Poo-Poo This Type Of Behavior (You've Been Warned)
Alexis Weber was arrested Tuesday for reasons we prefer not to put in writing. Go ahead and listen if you want, but it's gross.
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3 min
April 30 Donald Duck Arrested In Florida, May Or May Not Be Her Real Name. Okay, It's Not.
Her REAL name is Lisa Nagel, but when cops showed up at her door answering a disturbance call she identified herself as "Donald Duck."
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2 min
April 29 Florida Braces For Next Generation Of Dumb People Doing Dumb Things
18-year-olds haven't yet fully developed, mentally, so we cut them a little slack. However, when they do something dumb in the name of social media popularity, we hold them accountable. When they record themselves engaged in said activity, we arrest them because they provided their own evidence.
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2 min
April 28 Yes, Teslas Are Smart, But They Aren't "Drive You Home When You Pass Out" Smart
Kimberly Brown was found asleep in her Tesla AND in traffic on a Florida Interstate shortly after 2 o'clock in the morning. That's where the vehicle stopped after Kimberly hit autopilot and closed her eyes. The car does that when it detects the driver isn't aware enough to take control. Kimberly was not, she was twice the legal limit and really sleepy.
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2 min
April 27 Despite What The Invitation Says, Clothing Is NOT Optional
Proofreading is important, so is the difference between "naturalist" and "naturist." The Cumbria Nature Festival had to learn this one the hard way.
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2 min