Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

Dakota Crater of Kansas City, MO offered up a reason he was driving so fast, 107 in a 65 mph zone, when cops pulled him over January 3rd . . . he was distracted by the video game he was playing while behind the wheel. Should've kept that part to himself, maybe. 

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Inspector Titus Phiri is now inmate Titus Phiri after ringing in 2025 with an ill-advised release of 13 criminals. Titus had too much to drink and was feeling nothing but love for the 13 men and women he set free so they could "enjoy ringing in the New Year."

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A man in India went to extreme measures to "quit" his job rather than face the relative who owned the company and just tell them he didn't want to work there anymore. We do agree with one thing . . . when you hate your job so much you're willing to chop off your own fingers as a way out, it's time to go. 

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She's only 17, but Aubrey Vanlandingham of Cedar Park, TX is a very motivated young lady. Misguided, and a little too competitive, but motivated.

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To be clear, it was her gun, but Brianna Hanna of Jacksonville was unfamiliar with how to handle it properly. She was at the the United Airlines ticket counter at Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport when her gun went off. She told authorities she "wasn't familiar" with the gun. (If it's loaded and in YOUR purse, you should be probably get familiar with it)

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The children of Aquascalientes, Mexico got a new perspective on Christmas when two costumed street performers got in a fight over tips. 

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18-year-old Derrion King tried to pull a fast one, but Santa Claus sees ALL. The young man was arrested after stealing a car. Word is he also made the naughty list.

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While hunting gators with some buddies, Isaiah Trujillo got his hand too close to one gator's mouth and the gator did what gators do. All Isaiah seemed concerned with was his wife finding out. 

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33-year-old Robert Langlias found out the hard way he was just a little too big to fit down a chimney in Fall River, Massachusetts. He was actually trying to hide from police, but they found him when he started yelling for help.

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Two brothers in Wasilla, Alaska, both in their 30s, were arguing about an anime cartoon when pets got involved. The older brother threw his younger brother's pet alligator out into the snow. The younger brother then threw the older brother's pet crocodile outside.
The alligator was found, the crocodile died, both men were arrested, alcohol was involved. 

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