Kira Ender and Dakota Jones tried, and failed, to turn two losing Florida State Lottery tickets into one Million-Dollar-Winning ticket. Their "arts & crafts" didn't fool anybody and they were both arrested.

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Sarah Harris of Bedford, Indiana was convinced the meth she just bought wasn't what her dealer said it was. She called the cops to come test it. She can rest assured, it was meth. They don't arrest you if it's not.

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The crew and passengers of the "Clearwater Fun Boat" watched as Captain John Beckwith showed up to work last Friday a little drunk and unsteady, and proved it by falling off the boat.

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Reginald Cook is a man who can use almost anything as a weapon. He was arrested Monday after trying to rob a gas station with a snake, a railroad spike, and a rock.

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Police were all too happy to give 26-year-old Abdel Tarabah a ride after his motorcycle ran out of gas. That was AFTER he had led them on a high-speed chase and popped a few wheelies in the process. 

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49-year-old Anna Keller was pulled over after a number of other drivers called 911 to report her driving on only 3 tires. Turns out she was drunk and didn't notice her front passenger tire was gone. 

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Tulsa, OK - Police pulled over a Toyota Camry for cruising at over 107 mph. The driver told cops he and his friends were on their way to do laundry. 

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The city of East Cleveland, Ohio sent a speeding ticket to Joann Gibson after her van was seen going 27 in a 20mph zone. Well, the tow truck her van was hooked to was going 27.  

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39-year-old Jesse Kipf wanted out of paying his ex over $100k in child support, so he went to great lengths to "play dead." He got caught 'cause he's still, ya know, alive.

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You would think a man with a Bible would be more, I don't know, tolerant. 35-year-old Peter Owens didn't like the service he got at a Clearwater, FL Walgreens so he hit the manager in the face with a Bible.

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