"It wasn't me" rarely works when you're caught red-handed. It took a few tries for police in Ajax, Canada to wake up a 39-year-old man found sleeping in the driver's seat of his running vehicle. Once awake he tried to assure them he hadn't been the one driving.  

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A woman in Cambridge, England is gonna be hoofin' it until 2027. That's the year she'll get her license back after her fourth DUI. You would think by now she'd know how a breathalyzer works, the cop's body cam proved otherwise.

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Kent, WA - A 45-year-old man just wasn't paying attention when he tried to leave a store with a bottle of alcohol and two burritos. He didn't notice the 2 police officers waiting in line.  

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2 men walked into a CVS in NYC and snatched around $227 in Bounty paper towels. They threatened a worker with a knife before heading out the door and getting arrested while trying to catch a train.

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42-year-old Cody Bellamy probably thought a prison that's been closed since 2009 wouldn't have any type of burglar alarm. Cody was wrong.  

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A man was arrested in Pennsylvania when cops responded to a 911 call about someone in a mask starting fires. When they arrived the suspect's getaway driver left without him. 

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A housekeeper at the posh Georgian Terrace Hotel in Atlanta, GA has found many things guests left behind, but this was a new one. 24-year-old Voskae Wallace checked out without grabbing a duffel bag filled with 9 bricks of cocaine worth roughly a quarter of a million dollars. 

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30-year-old Arthur St. Clair owed someone money. Police speculate that's why he set his 2 Peterbilt trucks on fire. Arthur made an error, or 3, in the execution of his scam. 

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The suspect turned himself in after the store posted his photo on social media. They figure he did about $52 worth of damage sticking his head in a barrel of pickles. Meanwhile, the price of pickles has plummeted at Heritage's Dairy Store in Glassboro, New Jersey. (just kidding, they threw out the whole barrel, brine and all)

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21-year-old Connor Litka tried to convince a Porsche dealership that his check for $78 million was legit. They didn't buy it. Neither did the Land Rover dealership where he tried the same stunt the day before. Connor was arrested.  

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