A man in Lakewood, CO was caught using the bathroom. We say "caught" because he had tripped an alarm breaking into the place. Police busted through a door to find their suspect with hands in the air and his pants around his ankles.

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Two things about being a successful bank robber; bring a mask to hide your identity AND put the mask over your face. Nicholas Archuleta was busted for robbing 4 banks in the Denver area after forgetting step number two.

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Rontae Stokes was in a wedding party last weekend in Largo, FL. He made the event memorable by getting in an altercation with his sister, who also happened to be the bride. Things went downhill from there. 

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36-year-old Kamila Grabska was looking for an $825,000 payday after a car accident several years ago, claiming a "disabling condition." Oddly she felt good enough to win the annual Christmas Tree-Throwing Contest. She was even in the newspaper.

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A 42-year-old Ajax, Canada man basically delivered himself to the local police when he drove himself to the station, still intoxicated, after being arrested earlier the same day for being drunk and disorderly.

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38-year-old Elliot Edwards probably thought his Facebook friends would laugh at the video he shot on his 4-wheeler while chasing a calf moose. The Alaska Dept. of Public Safety didn't laugh, and now neither is Elliot.

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Jessie Garrett had more than the allowed number of items in his cart at the grocery store. He also had a gun tucked in his pants, which he showed the employee when asked to move lines. Cops were called.

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23-year-old Isaiah Walker was released from jail and immediately stole a semi hauling 10 C8 Corvettes worth over $1.25 Million. He was hit with 11 felonies, 1 for the semi and 1 for each car on the trailer.

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Jonathan Whitesides failed 2 breathalyzers and the "how to tie a boat to a trailer" test.

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Once recognized for his "ability to de-escalate situations," Det. Duane Danforth of the Brookline, MA Police Dept. is in hot water after an altercation with security at Disney's Epcot Park. 

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