Eli Regalado leads an online-only church and promised his followers wealth if they purchased what turned out to be worthless cryptocurrency.   

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46-year-old Robert Brush was pulled over in Haines City, FL and when they asked for his driver's licensed, he handed it right over. He maybe should have given it a quick swipe first since to remove the meth residue.

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40-year-old Brandon George was arrested for showing up at a downtown Pittsburgh bagel shop very, very naked.   

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28-year-old Coty Clements had a decision to make when he found a cell phone left behind in a bathroom stall at Walmart. He chose poorly. Besides that, don't touch anything you find in a Walmart bathroom, much less pick it up and press it to your face.

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Police got more than they bargained for, THREE stolen cars and VIN swapping equipment, after executing a search warrant at the home of 34-year-old Everett Van Jennings. 

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42-year-old Jessica Beatty of Clearwater, FL apparently knew she'd be failing her upcoming drug screening so she went with Plan B and brought a sample from her Aunt's dog.

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26-year-old Samuel Peyrot went on a rampage in his boss's skid loader Sunday. It started at a gas station and ended in the Home Depot parking lot. Police don't like it when you push one of their cruisers around with construction equipment.  

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After stealing $4,500 in purses from a D.C. Bloomingdales, 4 people hopped in an SUV and hit the interstate, where they were met with bumper-to-bumper traffic and nowhere to go. Cops caught up with 'em and got the purses back.

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A 25-year-old from Brampton, Ontario, Canada was pulled over 20 minutes after getting his driver's license. That's got to be a new record, right?

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Video of Connor Padgett can easily be found online, and it's worth it. The lesson here is DON'T climb in someone else's urn unless you're prepared to replace it when they have to chisel you out. 

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