Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

Wendy Washik of Simcoe, Ontario, Canada was playing with some kids at a backyard barbecue when her water gun accidentally sprayed a neighbor out mowing his lawn. He actually called the cops and Wendy was arrested for "assault with a weapon."  

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Billy Holt needs to focus when behind the wheel. Shortly after midnight on September 21st, Billy crashed through the wall of a home in Gresham, OR. It's no mystery, Billy had too much to drink AND he was eating chicken AND watching ESPN on his phone while trying to drive his Toyota Prius.

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25-year-old Matthew Gabriel might be looking at serious time after making false accusations against an online rival. He claimed someone in his fantasy football chat group was planning a shooting, and then a bombing. None of it was true. 

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33-year-old Ravesh Rabindranauth got in, but couldn't get back out, of a high-end Corvette in Miami Beach, FL. The driver found him stuck inside and called the cops. The kicker is Ravesh could've gotten out anytime he wanted had he known about the secret lever.  

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23-year-old Javaughn Owens of Dekalb, Illinois could be looking at up to 60 years after stabbing another man 5 times with a butter knife. Their disagreement was over a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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A Michigan man's looking at Federal charges after rigging up fake bombs to scare off the repo man coming to take his car. Police evacuated the neighborhood until the bomb squad figured out the propane tanks and wires were for show, not blow.

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24-year-old Saffron Crisp of Ipswich, England named her twins before their birth and was expecting them to be born in a certain order. Now she says an emergency C-section caused confusion and the babies were possibly born in reverse order, thus giving them the wrong names. Yes, this is true.

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A judge has ordered an "unruly" Australian man to pay for the fuel that was dumped when the plane he was on had to turn around. He was ALSO hit with another $9000 fine for disorderly conduct and failure to follow safety instructions. In total, it cost him around $18,000.

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Police are still looking for a Brooklyn, NY man after he took off in the tow truck trying to haul off his Chevy truck. He damaged several parked vehicles and HIS Chevy fell off the tow truck, landing upside down in the street. 

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Joshua Akerson had a stolen boat parked outside his house in Caribou, Maine. Police spotted it and searched Josh's home. Inside they found guns and drugs. 
Josh is probably wishing he'd parked that boat somewhere a little more private.

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