It's easier to catch the bad guys when they can't get away. 3 robbers left their getaway vehicle parked and running outside while robbing a check cashing business in Commerce City, CO. By the time they were done, it was gone. 

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This is one of our favorites from the archives, originally airing in December of 2019.

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27-year-old Neusha Afkami took an Uber from her hotel in Austin, TX to the airport. When the driver wasn't going fast enough, Neusha distracted her and stole the car, and it just got worse from there.

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Heather Wright thought it'd be a good idea to use bear repellent to incapacitate customers and staff in an attempted jewelry store robbery. The store's owner had a plan of his own. Heather dropped her purse and ran off after taking a bullet to the shoulder.   

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Michael Gordon likes a clever T-shirt and he was happy to be released from prison. Sadly, that combination made him easy to spot when witnesses watched him enter a car they knew wasn't his.  

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All he wanted was the Waffle House logo tattooed on his calf. He should've waited until he was sober...and had the money to pay for it.

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It's one thing to quit your job unexpectedly, it's another when you do it in the middle of your shift while doing something kind of important. 

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A 35-year old man finally went to the ER after suffering 5 months of terrible headaches. Despite seeing a doctor 5 months earlier, it wasn't until his latest visit doctors finally discovered the problem; chopsticks shoved into his head via the nostrils. I hate when that happens.

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Jack Blakeslee admitted to doing something nasty on a regular basis. He poops in empty Pringles cans and throws them out his car window. He got busted when security cameras caught him "discarding" one-such can at Haven of Hope, a crime advocacy center in Ohio.

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Cops didn't buy the "it's not mine" defense when a man in Vero Beach, FL was caught with a tube of meth in his underwear. First he said it wasn't his, so it got awkward when he admitted he knew what was in the tube.

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