Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

Manassas, VA - He crashed his '17 Dodge Charger through a fence, over a yard, through an above-ground pool, through a deck, and finally landed inside the home of Jan Querdibitty. He told her his dad was a millionaire and would pay her $50,000 to NOT call the cops. She declined, he ran.

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28-year old bicyclist Cody Mortensen was told if he kept going the way he was going  he would "probably die." He showed them, he only ALMOST died.

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34-year-old Charles Felder was arrested early Saturday morning after spending 3 hours trying to break into a jail in Pittsburgh, PA. 

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28-year-old Shawneesha Cobbs was arrested after an incident at Applebee's in Portage, IN. Even though she was told the "all-you-can-eat wings, riblets, and double-crunch shrimp" deal was per person, she shared with everyone at her table. So, when the bill came and each person had been charged, Shawneesha spoke her mind, then got arrested for being "loud & disorderly."  

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47-year-old Jennifer Holmes was arrested for starting a fire in a U-Haul business parking log. She was there early in the morning siphoning gas from one of their vans when she decided to also have a smoke. The resulting fire brought the cops who checked security cameras. They identified Jennifer through the 'Nana's Sweet Treats' delivery van she was driving. 

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A dentist, 34-year-old Dr. Esha Persad, brought her husband fast food from Taco Bell AND McDonald's on his birthday. Something sparked a fight and cops were called when the missus smacked the mister with a tortilla to the face.

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34-year-old Joshua McGregor intentionally started a fire during a particularly busy shift at McDonalds in Brunswick, GA. He provided the prosecution with the evidence by filming himself lighting cardboard on fire and tossing it in the dumpster.    

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It wasn't a real turtle, but 29-year-old Cade Logan got in real trouble when he entered the backyard of a home in Cape Coral, FL and tried to make off with a decorative turtle lawn ornament. Police were called and they found Cade crouching behind bushes.

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Heather Kovar, the weekend anchor at KBTX in Bryan, TX, was arrested Monday after getting in a fight with her boyfriend. Tuesday the station had to report on that arrest. Bummer.

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Slow and steady lost the race Wednesday in Lakeland, FL. Troy had stolen the scooter, some jewelry, and gaming devices from Walmart. Cops spotted him outside a Dunkin' Donuts and gave chase. A very slow, very short chase.

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