Kevin Gray of Bangor, Maine ordered an Uber to get him to T.J. Maxx, then shared with the driver how he planned to rob the place. He also bragged about current warrants out for his arrest AND the drugs he had on him.  

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Michael Marshall just wanted to beat traffic and get to work faster. Now he has to  appear in court for impersonating an officer.

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Jermiah Charles didn't think things through when he used his real name to order a Lyft, then beat up the female driver and carjacked her Toyota Corolla.

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A parking valet at the Pendry Hotel in Baltimore just couldn't pass up the opportunity to slip behind the wheel of guest's Audi RS7 and drive it on over to a local car swap. That's where he got carjacked  

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It happened at a Hobby Lobby in Antioch, CA. During an altercation between staff and the person they now call the "suspect", the cornered customer set off a canister of bear spray in an attempt to get away. 

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An apartment building in South Hill, WA had to be evacuated at 4:30 in the morning when someone started a fire. HOW the fire got started is the interesting part.

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20-year-old Kyle Mortimer has a great story to tell, and a mugshot where he's still wearing his Halloween costume. He was dressed as a giant yellow banana when cops took him into custody. Trick or treat. 

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32-year-old Matthew Reiter learned real quick why you don't point a gun at other people, even if they ARE driving too slow for your liking. Matthew's target turned out to be an off-duty State Trooper. 

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39-year-old Benjamin Jones didn't listen when the Coast Guard told him to stop running his boat charter business because he didn't have a license. He also hadn't passed inspection, which maybe would've found what would eventually set his boat on fire.

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Chase Cominsky was caught putting lead weights in walleye to win a Lake Erie fishing tournament. Turns out he's also into poaching deer and counterfeiting.

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