Two men got into it on an early Sunday morning. The guy on the tricycle was using a flashlight for a headlight, the other guy on the beach didn't like the light in his face. A machete was swung and police were called.

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A Wells Fargo in Jupiter, FL left their door unlocked and 33-year-old Colton Vanhohenstein took advantage of the situation. He didn't get away with any money (THAT was locked up) but he still got charged with burglary of an unoccupied structure.  

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38-year-old Joshua Garrett probably thought he found a pretty good hiding spot while eluding police. He may have been right had his cell phone not started ringing.

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The guy who shot himself in a Kroger parking lot is not in as much trouble as his friend who picked up the gun afterwards and ran away to hide it. HE was a felon on parole, and since cops had evidence he had been in possession of a firearm, that's a parole violation.

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36-year-old Nathaniel Posten interviewed for a job at Cole's Hardware April 2nd, and helped himself to store merchandise on his way out. Not exactly a positive first impression. 

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Matt Wallace likes to post videos that show off his new Tesla Cybertruck. A recent video has caused a stir because you can see the vehicle's speedometer, which clearly shows the truck hitting 83 mph in a 35 mph zone. Matt got a little "snarky" trying to explain himself. 

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Police are looking for a Lamborghini Urus, worth around $234,000, stolen from short-term parking at Salt Lake City International Airport. The owner left it there for a week but foolishly left it unlocked AND left the keys inside. 

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Luis Barrios has rich parents and a false sense of importance. He really just wants to be "internet famous." His wish was fulfilled by Marathon, FL law enforcement.  

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37-year-old Christy Turman told the 911 operator she was stealing a car as a part of her training for a game of Black Ops. She thought if she notified authorities, she could "do it legally." That's not how it works and she was arrested. 

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An unnamed suspect received a deserved butt-kicking when he tried to enter a car parked in the lot outside 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu in Indianapolis.  

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