First, Jose Silverio stopped at a QuikTrip in Tulsa, smashed their cooler doors with a pipe, and stole some beer. THEN he drove through the front of a grocery store where he cracked open one of those cold ones and visited with store employees. It would appear someone can check "get arrested" off their bucket list. 

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47-year-old Jason Pinch was pounding on cars and yelling at drivers when cops found him, tased him, and arrested him. His ex girlfriend had called police to report he'd "gone nuts on mushrooms." There's still no clear answer as to why he was wearing a chicken costume.

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He snuck under (yes, under) a semi's double trailer where they keep the metal racks. He finally made it home, just later than, and almost 500 miles more than, expected.

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3 men in St. Louis were trespassing in an old jail when they accidentally locked themselves in a cell and had to call 911 for help. Mwah Ha Ha!

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It's okay to admit, even on TikTok, you didn't know something or had a long-held belief that turned out to be wrong. But calling for a revamp of the education system seems a little much.  

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City officials were quick to report Henry Meade was NOT a city employee when he was busted for DUI and drug possession. Henry was behind the wheel of a riding lawnmower pulling carts of kids in the Tazewell, Tennessee Christmas Tractor Parade.  

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57-year-old Sandra Henson's been doing it for years. She likes to attend weddings she wasn't invited to and take things that don't belong to her. She had just bonded out of jail for her last theft when she visited a wedding in Belden, Mississippi. She hadn't even finished her cake before she was arrested...again.

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If a deal sounds too good to be true, it might make you Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day! A man in California is out $21,000 after he bought fake bars of gold in a back alley after responding to an ad on Craigslist.

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At first glance it's the story of a hero rushing in on a white steed to defend a damsel in distress. However, the white steed was a police cruiser and the damsel AND hero were both drunk. Not exactly a fairy tale.  

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If 35-year-old Marcus Stapleton's goal was to be sent back to prison, mission accomplished. All it took was a stolen ambulance, running it into the front of a convenience store, hitting a cop car, and a foot chase. 

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