56-year-old Robert Withington tried the "finders keepers" defense after taking a bag with $5,000 in cash inside. He found it right outside a bank, and the bag had the banks logo on it. It technically makes him a bank robber. 

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2 women were injured at a Chicago White Sox game when a gun accidentally went off hitting one of the women in the leg and grazing the other's abdomen. Where'd the gun come from? Well, that's the weird part . . .

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Allen Phelan of Altoona, PA called 911 when he thought someone had broken a window and got into his apartment. Cops arrived to lend a hand. They didn't find any sign of a burglary but they found enough drugs to arrest Allen. 

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Sure it's a battery-powered toy, but it looks almost like the real thing. Just because it says "for ages 3+" doesn't mean it's for ALL ages. 51-year-old John McKee learned that the hard way when cops spotted him driving the "Jeep" down the road the other night.

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William Brennan of Maricopa, AZ and his wife were at McDonald's when a "disagreement" occurred. Another customer witnessed Mr. Brennan forcibly sharing his fries with Mrs. Brennan. Take a listen to see how the food fight ended.

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Not sure how, but a woman on a flight from Miami to New York reached in her bag for hand lotion and instead pulled out pepper spray. They had to land the plane earlier than expected.

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When 19-year-old Amari McClung took his girlfriend to the Kentucky State Fair, he also had a handgun tucked in his waistband. After what happened next, he would've been better off leaving one of them at home. 

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Kenneth Jones did something we've ALL thought about doing. Sure, he's in trouble now because what he did is illegal, but it HAD to be satisfying.

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If the cops are already looking for you, it might not be in your best interest to apply for job WITH them.

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It was reportedly his second (and possibly last) day on the the job. 

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