A lot went wrong when Daniel Boyce stole a really expensive Porsche from a car museum in Sarasota, FL. Cops found the car thanks to all the pics on Dan's phone.

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P is for Park. Bryan Baker of Millstadt, Ill was taught that lesson when he stepped out of his truck around one o'clock in the morning. 

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There are some people in this world who just aren't meant to have pets, and that's fine. Then there are people who don't deserve pet. Here's one of THOSE. 

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During her time as Principal of New Mission High School in Boston, Massachusetts, Naia Wilson "diverted" funds from the school to her personal bank account and spent it on lavish vacations in places like Barbados. She's been caught and will be sent to "detention."

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When Vincent Cirino was late catching his American Airlines flight, he didn't realize that wasn't the worst part of his day. That would come when he was arrested for making a bomb threat to the gate agent. 

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After one person complained about the music coming from a Mister Softee Ice Cream truck, it disappeared. The other neighbors got together and complained about the complainer to get their truck back.

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Failed Santa 47-year-old Ervin Guzman was arrested after firefighters helped free him from a home's chimney last Friday. 

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A 51-year-old man from Queensland, Australia was pulled over at 1:00 a.m. while behind the wheel of a riding lawnmower. He told the officer, quote, "I just thought I'd drive this old girl over to mow my daughter's lawn." Again, it was one in the morning. He blew quite a bit over the legal limit.

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29-year-old Micael Martinez broke into a Ferrari dealership and drove a $600,000 car of the showroom floor. He damaged 4 other Ferraris on his way out, AND drove through a glass wall. Cops found him hoofing it down the road later after he abandoned the car. 

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Last weekend in California, two 20-somethings held up a cannabis delivery driver at gunpoint. They were armed with a BB gun, which they threw out of the car after the robbery. Police found the suspects AND the "firearm." We're just glad no one shot their eye out. 

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