The unnamed "custodial engineer" was annoyed by the constant beeping coming from the freezer . . . so he unplugged it. The lab is suing the cleaning company.

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The Silver Zone Car Park at Bristol Airport in England might be hiring. It seems one of their customers found footage on his (parked) BMW's dashcam showing an employee taking the high-end car for a little spin.  

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39-year-old Seth Thomas was arrested last Tuesday when cops found him stumbling through traffic and yelling at cars. In one hand was a local brew, Florida Man Beer. Seth was arrested for disorderly intoxication, now looking for an endorsement deal.

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Damien Boyce mugged a woman on her way home from work, then forced her to friend him on Facebook so he could pay back the money he had stolen. He also threw in an invitation to chill sometime. She declined. He was arrested.

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An inmate who only spent weekends inside the Barton County Jail tried to smuggle meth into his fellow inmates by way of his tighty whities.

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An unidentified woman climbed the fence at St. Pete-Clearwater International Airport. She also tried to make her way onto a couple of planes after taking a Coast Guard tricycle for a ride. 

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Things did not go as planned for 30-year-old Martin Trimble when he tried to steal a 4-pack of beer from a convenience store. The store's owner had other ideas. At least Martin got to enjoy one for the road before being arrested.   

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Some people go to great lengths to get out of work. Isaias Jones of Tulsa, OK went a little too far; 3 people were arrested because he was "tired and wanted to go home." 

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Have you ever had a dream that felt so real, you woke up convinced it had really happened? We imagine that's what Mark Dicara went through. The bullet in his leg was the most confusing part. 

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Alan Duncan travelled from Minnesota to Chicago, twice, robbing a credit union the first time and a bank the second time. When his car was stolen, with the money still inside, he involved the police. That may have been a mistake.

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