Timothy Baggins really didn't want to miss his flight from Marion, Illinois to Portland, Oregon...so he drove a stolen backhoe 10 miles from a construction site to the airport. 

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NEVER eat a man's last Hot Pocket. 64-year-old Clifton Williams is probably looking for a new roommate after things got heated. (the argument, not the Hot Pocket) 

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It started with the arrest 4 teens and 2 adults in two stolen cars. Then the "adult guardian" came to pick up the 4 juveniles...in a 3rd stolen car.

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I guess if someone is dressed like a pirate, especially Johnny Depp's character in Pirates of the Caribbean, they might be looking to cause some trouble. 

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He's just 19 years old. There's still time for Milo to learn a thing or two about life, like when to keep your mouth shut.

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Shannon Soltys had a pretty clever plan to smuggle narcotics into Michigan's Kent County Jail, until it fell apart.

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Miami, FL - Be careful who you invite back to your apartment. THIS guy was drugged and his "date" made off with over half-a-million in jewelry. 

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A Springfield, CO Police Officer pulled a guy over for speeding last Saturday and watched as the driver swapped spots with his passenger. The passenger was a dog.

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Last week in Chicago, 20-year-old Abail Bekele walked into a Subway sandwich shop and demanded "all the bread." Yes, he meant the money in the cash register. The cashier didn't quite put it together and asked the robber "what kind of bread" he wanted. It's Subway, that's what they do.  

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25-year-old Dianne Ferreira had been with the St. Cloud PD for a couple of years when she decided to get herself some. On a call for a death at a residence, Dianne took some photos of the investigation. That's when she snapped a few shots of the deceased's credit card.

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