When Brandy Ackerman pulled a knife on a grocery store clerk and demanded they open the register, she was told "no." Brandy wasn't prepared for that response. I wonder if she was surprised when they arrested her anyway.

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The unidentified man was pulled over in Kansas for driving "erratically" on, of all days, Cinco de Mayo. Why he was wearing a Bud Light body suit wasn't revealed.  

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Clearwater, FL - When Thomas Maxwell had a "cardiac episode" the responding EMT's told his daughter to stop CPR efforts. He was gone. Not only were they wrong, they left and went on another call. Tom's fine, his daughter's a little traumatized.  

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23-year-old Chloe Stein was trying to avoid the embarrassment of telling anyone she hadn't been attending college for a year (or two). Graduation was approaching so she hatched a scheme and faked her own abduction. Oof.  

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Most people have noticed shoe stores only put one shoe on display. 3 burglars in Peru didn't realize that when they broke in and scooped up over $13,000 in shoes...but only for the right foot.

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Authorities assume the plan was to have a shipment of $3 million in illegal fentanyl sent to the wrong address on purpose to avoid detection. That's not how it went down. 

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Two Australian men tried to get away from police by jumping into a crocodile-infested river. That right there is a textbook case of "out of the frying pan and into the fire."

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Phoenix, AZ - When 19-year-old Makiah Coleman went through security at Sky Harbor airport, they confiscated her apple juice. Moments later 3 TSA agents had been assaulted, 450 travelers were delayed, and Makiah was arrested.  

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Don Owens broke into a Chicago family's home while they slept and stole their SUV right out of the garage. He was picked up 3 hours later for DUI and confessed to the burglary. 

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55-year-old Roger Barrett was arrested for overreacting a little when a kid on a school bus flipped his wife the bird in traffic. He used his truck to block the bus from continuing it's route, then things got heated.  

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