22-year-old Mark Tannen had bad luck trying to steal a car last Tuesday night. The first guy he tried to pull out of a car fought him off. The second guy turned out to be an off-duty police officer in an unmarked car.  

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Travis Jordan got to sing one song at "Karaoke Night" last Sunday, but got a bit upset when Kennedys Lamp Post Tavern denied his request for a 2nd song. Little did they know he'd brought a foot-and-a-half long machete with him.  

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Justin McCall was holding a firearm he had taken from a vehicle while breaking into yet another car. The gun went off and the bullet went right in his own leg. He had to ask for help from the person whose car his was breaking into. Now he'll be spending a little time behind bars.

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Agoura Hills, CA - A 27-year-old woman tried really hard to drive off in a stolen car, even though the steering wheel was locked in place by the CLUB. She alternated between D and R, hitting 5 or so cars in the process.

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30-year-old Jeffrey Zelinski had the time of his life, smiling and laughing as he drove a stolen forklift on the streets of downtown Portland, Oregon. Cops eventually got the situation under control.

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She got scammed, but she should've known better. Dr. Jan McGee is out of a job but the school managed to cancel the check before it got cashed. 

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A Minnesota driver was pulled over last Friday and was either being really clever or really dumb when he handed the officer an actual Monopoly Get Out of Jail Free card that was tucked in his wallet. 

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John Banks, a squatter in Austin, TX, lit a bag of chips on fire because he thought the end result would be nachos. The end result was the fire spreading to an historic building next door and causing over one million dollars in damage.

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Fresno, CA - 38-year-old Keith Chastain is a man on a mission, or a man who can't catch a break. He was arrested for the tenth time in a month last Tuesday.

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2 men tunneled their way out of the Newport News, Virginia jail. Hours later they were seen at a nearby IHOP and quickly apprehended. Hiding in plain sight? 

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